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July 20th, 2018, 11:28 PM	#6201
Randy_Mann R.I.P. Join Date: Jun 2015 Posts: 2,313 Thanks: 92,218 Thanked 63,931 Times in 2,316 Posts	Gemme the cat. Hopefully I won't be picking hairballs up three time a day. Have you ever owned a bird? (Extra credit) If so did you tame it? __________________ If any of my video links go bad, please PM me. TIA - I cannot replace images. I'm not a complete idiot... some parts are missing.

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Have you ever owned a bird?
(Extra credit) If so did you tame it?

Take it you don't mean of the human female variety

Then no (Although are so many seagulls around here it`s practically like having birds , the noisy fackers

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"Fight Fight Fisticuffs " returns , due to public disinterest

Jonah Hex Or Young Agent K ?

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July 21st, 2018, 01:24 PM	#6203
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,687 Thanks: 66,267 Thanked 209,952 Times in 15,727 Posts	Jonah Hex Blueberries or Raspberries

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Blueberries or Raspberries

Raspberries (The former sounds too pornographic , or something

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"Take no biffing prisoners, next round !"

Johnny Mnemonic Or John Wick ?

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July 21st, 2018, 01:54 PM	#6205
Silicone Carne Not fake. Super enhanced. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls...deep in the Land of Smiles. MOD SUPER-HARD. Posts: 52,000 Thanks: 710,451 Thanked 639,705 Times in 52,061 Posts	Johnny Mnenonic is dumb fun. John Wick is dumb. I'll choose the one which never takes itself too seriously. Communism or Capitalism? __________________ Love is the name. Sex is the game. Forget the name and play the game. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. FANCY FREE PIZZA? CLICK To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *"You're Boobiful."* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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July 21st, 2018, 02:14 PM	#6206
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,114 Thanks: 772,441 Thanked 855,343 Times in 57,542 Posts	Capitalism, Least Malign Supernatural Entity, Yahweh or Cthulhu ? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Yahweh or Cthulhu ?

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Yahweh (Although was sorely tempted to type gesundheit instead

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More knuckles flying fun ,

Josey Wales Or Harry Callahan ?

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July 21st, 2018, 07:13 PM	#6208
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July 22nd, 2018, 01:42 PM	#6209
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,873 Thanks: 1,328,791 Thanked 707,005 Times in 60,047 Posts	Clint Eastwood's conversation with an empty chair. Your favorite western movie hero: Clint Eastwood or John Wayne?

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Your favorite western movie hero: Clint Eastwood or John Wayne?

Eastwood (As on balance Wayne played with , I mean , played himself more

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Two men enter , one man heaves

Lt. Colonel Austin Travis Or Casey Ryback ?

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