Celebrities you don`t like

MaxJoker · January 30th, 2009, 09:58 AM

My original thread got wiped out in the great forum crash of 08 , or as most are calling it Black WTF Day ! . So due to public demand plus the need to have somewhere to vent your annoyance about certain Celeb`s it's now reborn. Because hey some of these people deserve a slap down , especially those who put themselves in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons ,and keep themselves there with phony beliefs , double standards ,mock shocks ,cringing insincerity and bland pomposity.
Although that`s only my opinion , which as it's mine is perfectly justified as your's will be since it's you

Anyway the poll has a rough sprinkling of annoying celebs , but as usual if you have somebody else who you want to name and shame please do

Two particular sods i can`t stand are these celebrity chefs

Jamie Oliver OBE (Only in Bloody England)
Came from a posh speaking family and went to private school yet somehow developed a pukka accent, plus an easy to call upon pained expression when his producers give him the signal.Also has the ability to speak down to people for eating cheap poorly sourced and produced food , then appear on adverts pushing exactly that same food to those same people. That is he did until very recently as now the store that sells his rip off books and re-made cooking utensils has created a new typical family to star in those adverts , so enabling James to keep his hands clean and his good guy image (Bank accounts) secure !

Gordon Ramsey (It`s not what it looks like )
A swearing twitchy hypocritical hard man dullard ,who is so tough he has to gee himself up simply to speak to other people .He does so by moving from one foot to the other like he`s desperate for the loo , hitting his own thighs continuously or brutally bringing his hands together like they`re on fire and slapping them out. Oh and i call him a hypocrite as i've seen his "rescue" shows and watched him try and stage manage a furious response from the sad sacks who`ve asked for help. But worse i`ve seen him tear into blokes who dared to start their businesses with help from daddies money, the look of contempt and the insulting words that flow when he discovers they didn`t do it off their own backs etc etc. When the fact is neither did he and he still doesn`t , his father in law bankrolled his restaurants and runs them all including the Ramsey brand. Gordon has never done anything apart from cook, and the few times he has tried to properly branch out by himself the restaurants have failed .

Estreeter · January 30th, 2009, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

My original thread got wiped out in the great forum crash of 08 , or as most are calling it Black WTF Day ! . So due to public demand plus the need to have somewhere to vent your annoyance about certain Celeb`s it's now reborn. Because hey some of these people deserve a slap down , especially those who put themselves in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons ,and keep themselves there with phony beliefs , double standards ,mock shocks ,cringing insincerity and bland pomposity.
Although that`s only my opinion , which as it's mine is perfectly justified as your's will be since it's you

Thanks for reviving the thread green skull

i really really do not understand, like, relate to, even think that this thing even resembles a human. basically i hate it

Estreeter · January 30th, 2009, 12:45 PM

Cannot tolerate this thing either,

i think it's name is enema

Estreeter · January 31st, 2009, 07:39 AM

All equally worthless, useless, talentless or just plain criminal

**anklebiter** · February 1st, 2009, 06:22 AM

I voted for Tom Cruise.His movies are great but I can't take his behavior or his Scientology hog wash.Besides, anyone dumb enough to divorce Nicole Kidman has to be a special kind of idiot.

Also, Brittany Spears.Ick.

**Devius** · February 1st, 2009, 11:13 PM

Voted for Paris - but if I could have voted for others, I would have added the following...

**BigBucket** · February 2nd, 2009, 05:45 AM

Jamie Oliver: Hypocritical, fucktard. He can piss off and get me a ham sandwich. I agree with the origonal poster. Hes an opportunistic, meddling, interfering knob who cant grasp the fact that a) most people cant afford top notch nosh like he can and b) were in a democracy which means if i want to eat sh*t then its up to me not him.
The cheeky chappy attitude has worn massivly thin...

Gordon Ramsay: If he swore at me and threw one in my face i'd pour burning chip fat over his nasty head.

Tom Cruise: Nutjob, Religeous nutjob, dangerous religeous nutjob. 5 foot 4 short arse who thinks he's 6 foot. Can't act.

Bono: Tit. Attention seeking prick that keeps mouthing off about Africa all the time. Stop telling people to donate to warlord aid, (sorrry african aid) and donate all your own fortune first. Also lead singer in the most overrated band of all time.

Simon Cowell: Single handedly responsible for ruining telly with his XFactor shite and wrecking the British music industry with the utter garbage and talentless hasbeens he promotes.

Gary Glitter: Paedo, should be shot.

Estreeter · February 2nd, 2009, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by BigBucket

Gary Glitter: Paedo, should be shot.

You can throw michael jackson in front of the same bullet

Bromwich · February 2nd, 2009, 11:11 AM

There are many, many reasons to vote for Madonna, but here's just three:

Can't act but has convinced herself she can

Dared to cover American Pie and ruined it

(I heard) she suggested a remake of "Casablanca" with her in the Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman) role - now that's just sacrilege!!

By the way, lets not be too hard on Victoria Beckham - she has after all proved one thing - you can polish a turd

**BigBucket** · February 2nd, 2009, 10:03 PM

Ricky Gervais: Smug, unfunny, overrated knob. Can't act has only one emotion either in character or being interviewed: smug feck.

The Office is the biggest pile of cringeworthy shite ever to be branded with the so-called label of Comedy.

Someone kick him in the face please.

Same goes for Russell Brand, arrogant dogfeck who thought he could get a quick one off Dita Von Teese and she told him to get knotted...

Brand needs throwing in Quicksand.

View Poll Results: Which celeb do you dislike most ?
Bono	255	11.81%
Madonna	121	5.60%
Tom Cruise	240	11.11%
Paris Hilton	223	10.32%
Michael Jackson	119	5.51%
Sharon Osbourne	56	2.59%
Simon Cowell	195	9.03%
David Beckham	100	4.63%
Jonathon Ross + Russell Brand	167	7.73%
All of the above and more much more	684	31.67%
Voters: 2160. You may not vote on this poll

January 30th, 2009, 09:58 AM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,564 Times in 69,067 Posts	Celebrities you don`t like My original thread got wiped out in the great forum crash of 08 , or as most are calling it Black WTF Day ! . So due to public demand plus the need to have somewhere to vent your annoyance about certain Celeb`s it's now reborn. Because hey some of these people deserve a slap down , especially those who put themselves in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons ,and keep themselves there with phony beliefs , double standards ,mock shocks ,cringing insincerity and bland pomposity. Although that`s only my opinion , which as it's mine is perfectly justified as your's will be since it's you Anyway the poll has a rough sprinkling of annoying celebs , but as usual if you have somebody else who you want to name and shame please do Two particular sods i can`t stand are these celebrity chefs Jamie Oliver OBE (Only in Bloody England) Came from a posh speaking family and went to private school yet somehow developed a pukka accent, plus an easy to call upon pained expression when his producers give him the signal.Also has the ability to speak down to people for eating cheap poorly sourced and produced food , then appear on adverts pushing exactly that same food to those same people. That is he did until very recently as now the store that sells his rip off books and re-made cooking utensils has created a new typical family to star in those adverts , so enabling James to keep his hands clean and his good guy image (Bank accounts) secure ! Gordon Ramsey (It`s not what it looks like ) A swearing twitchy hypocritical hard man dullard ,who is so tough he has to gee himself up simply to speak to other people .He does so by moving from one foot to the other like he`s desperate for the loo , hitting his own thighs continuously or brutally bringing his hands together like they`re on fire and slapping them out. Oh and i call him a hypocrite as i've seen his "rescue" shows and watched him try and stage manage a furious response from the sad sacks who`ve asked for help. But worse i`ve seen him tear into blokes who dared to start their businesses with help from daddies money, the look of contempt and the insulting words that flow when he discovers they didn`t do it off their own backs etc etc. When the fact is neither did he and he still doesn`t , his father in law bankrolled his restaurants and runs them all including the Ramsey brand. Gordon has never done anything apart from cook, and the few times he has tried to properly branch out by himself the restaurants have failed . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 30th, 2009, 12:45 PM	#3
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January 31st, 2009, 07:39 AM	#4
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,869 Times in 60,322 Posts	All equally worthless, useless, talentless or just plain criminal __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Estreeter; January 31st, 2009 at 07:46 AM..

February 1st, 2009, 11:13 PM	#6
Devius Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: It's a London Thing.... Posts: 23,484 Thanks: 142,045 Thanked 228,242 Times in 23,517 Posts	Voted for Paris - but if I could have voted for others, I would have added the following... __________________ "I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - I WANT ROOM SERVICE!* I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker!"* Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

February 1st, 2009, 06:22 AM	#5
anklebiter Palerider Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 509 Thanks: 5,603 Thanked 9,862 Times in 515 Posts	I voted for Tom Cruise.His movies are great but I can't take his behavior or his Scientology hog wash.Besides, anyone dumb enough to divorce Nicole Kidman has to be a special kind of idiot. Also, Brittany Spears.Ick.

February 2nd, 2009, 05:45 AM	#7
BigBucket Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The United Kingdom of Oppressed Peoples. Posts: 783 Thanks: 5,453 Thanked 11,405 Times in 770 Posts	Jamie Oliver: Hypocritical, fucktard. He can piss off and get me a ham sandwich. I agree with the origonal poster. Hes an opportunistic, meddling, interfering knob who cant grasp the fact that a) most people cant afford top notch nosh like he can and b) were in a democracy which means if i want to eat sht then its up to me not him. The cheeky chappy attitude has worn massivly thin... Gordon Ramsay: If he swore at me and threw one in my face i'd pour burning chip fat over his nasty head. Tom Cruise: Nutjob, Religeous nutjob, dangerous religeous nutjob. 5 foot 4 short arse who thinks he's 6 foot. Can't act. Bono: Tit. Attention seeking prick that keeps mouthing off about Africa all the time. Stop telling people to donate to warlord aid, (sorrry african aid) and donate all your own fortune first. Also lead singer in the most overrated band of all time. Simon Cowell: Single handedly responsible for ruining telly with his XFactor shite and wrecking the British music industry with the utter garbage and talentless hasbeens he promotes. Gary Glitter: Paedo, should be shot. Last edited by BigBucket; December 22nd, 2009 at 06:36 AM..*

February 2nd, 2009, 11:11 AM	#9
Bromwich Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 101 Thanks: 993 Thanked 2,463 Times in 105 Posts	Madonna There are many, many reasons to vote for Madonna, but here's just three: Can't act but has convinced herself she can Dared to cover American Pie and ruined it (I heard) she suggested a remake of "Casablanca" with her in the Ilsa (Ingrid Bergman) role - now that's just sacrilege!! By the way, lets not be too hard on Victoria Beckham - she has after all proved one thing - you can polish a turd

February 2nd, 2009, 10:03 PM	#10
BigBucket Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: The United Kingdom of Oppressed Peoples. Posts: 783 Thanks: 5,453 Thanked 11,405 Times in 770 Posts	Ricky Gervais: Smug, unfunny, overrated knob. Can't act has only one emotion either in character or being interviewed: smug feck. The Office is the biggest pile of cringeworthy shite ever to be branded with the so-called label of Comedy. Someone kick him in the face please. Same goes for Russell Brand, arrogant dogfeck who thought he could get a quick one off Dita Von Teese and she told him to get knotted... Brand needs throwing in Quicksand. Last edited by BigBucket; October 9th, 2012 at 05:06 AM..

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