If you could give your younger self one piece of advice what would it be ? - Page 23

**Mal Hombre** · July 8th, 2017, 04:08 PM

The sore backside is not a side effect of the medication..

**Sir Honkers** · July 8th, 2017, 10:31 PM

Put something into your superannuation on a regular basis and keep up your health insurance. Because one day you'll be ever so grateful I gave you that advice.

**Arturo2nd** · July 9th, 2017, 12:09 AM

Go easy on the booze and drugs.

**LadyLuck** · July 9th, 2017, 01:33 AM

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from all the rest.

**bloke57** · July 9th, 2017, 09:58 AM

Whenever you encounter a man called "Robin" he will be a c*nt.

**73north** · July 9th, 2017, 10:19 AM

don't bother getting married

**Roubignol** · July 9th, 2017, 10:29 AM

Don't smoke cigarettes. That costs a fortune and only bring troubles.

Don't drink alcohol, if you think to drive. In one minute you can lose everything....

Don't drive too fast on the street, if you want to drive fast, rent a professional go-kart on a circuit. That's fun and that will kick your ass more than a Ferrari.

Don't make children to a woman who tells you that if you don't make with her now, she will quit you. Make only children if you really want to get ones. And don't make children because your couple doesn't work well.

Clean your asshole with water and not with paper.
Brush your teeth everyday... Dental problems cost a fortune.

Always wear a condom with the experience of one night. If don't get one, ask for a blowjob.
Don't lick pussies and anus.

Don't introduce yourself into fights. Let jerks doing this. You never know what will happen.

Do not forget that tatooes ALWAYS look horrible with the time and cost a fortune to be deleted.

Be spiritual instead of materialistic. Sooner or later you will be the slave of materialism.

Don't forget my son... health is the best gift in your life. Don't stupidly destroy it.

Estreeter · July 9th, 2017, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xyzde69

Clean your asshole with water and not with paper.

What about a wet rag

Does that have any benefits or drawbacks

**Roubignol** · July 9th, 2017, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

What about a wet rag

Does that have any benefits or drawbacks

Listen... I tried but I was not convinced.

IMO, the best, you pass one (or two times) the paper, then you took the head of your shower and clean your hole with high pressure.
Then you take a second piece of paper and dry your ass.

Since I practice like that... never had any trouble with my asshole.

I feel free and light like a bird.

View Poll Results: What would you tell your much younger self if given the opportunity ?
Never ask a woman directions	15	4.44%
To always check for toilet paper before sitting	19	5.62%
Keep your eye on the ball, unless in a gym changing room	53	15.68%
Don`t wear a condom you find in the sea	17	5.03%
The lottery numbers of every single draw	47	13.91%
That he`s really his own sister	19	5.62%
To avoid this forum as it could damage the health of his groin and eyesight	64	18.93%
If Capone send one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue	67	19.82%
Nothing whatsoever ,i don`t like myself	37	10.95%
Voters: 338. You may not vote on this poll

July 8th, 2017, 04:02 PM	#221
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July 9th, 2017, 09:58 AM	#226
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Adage never fails. Whenever you encounter a man called "Robin" he will be a c*nt.

July 8th, 2017, 10:31 PM	#223
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,367 Thanks: 287,009 Thanked 386,468 Times in 30,323 Posts	Put something into your superannuation on a regular basis and keep up your health insurance. Because one day you'll be ever so grateful I gave you that advice.

July 9th, 2017, 12:09 AM	#224
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,472 Times in 8,946 Posts	Go easy on the booze and drugs.

July 9th, 2017, 01:33 AM	#225
LadyLuck Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: USA Posts: 1,057 Thanks: 136 Thanked 10,478 Times in 1,247 Posts	Love is the delusion that one woman differs from all the rest.

July 9th, 2017, 10:19 AM	#227
73north Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Scottish Borders Posts: 1,890 Thanks: 16,324 Thanked 39,352 Times in 1,847 Posts	don't bother getting married

July 9th, 2017, 10:29 AM	#228
Roubignol Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mice Planet Posts: 3,882 Thanks: 15,974 Thanked 29,726 Times in 3,826 Posts	Don't smoke cigarettes. That costs a fortune and only bring troubles. Don't drink alcohol, if you think to drive. In one minute you can lose everything.... Don't drive too fast on the street, if you want to drive fast, rent a professional go-kart on a circuit. That's fun and that will kick your ass more than a Ferrari. Don't make children to a woman who tells you that if you don't make with her now, she will quit you. Make only children if you really want to get ones. And don't make children because your couple doesn't work well. Clean your asshole with water and not with paper. Brush your teeth everyday... Dental problems cost a fortune. Always wear a condom with the experience of one night. If don't get one, ask for a blowjob. Don't lick pussies and anus. Don't introduce yourself into fights. Let jerks doing this. You never know what will happen. Do not forget that tatooes ALWAYS look horrible with the time and cost a fortune to be deleted. Be spiritual instead of materialistic. Sooner or later you will be the slave of materialism. Don't forget my son... health is the best gift in your life. Don't stupidly destroy it.