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March 23rd, 2016, 01:52 AM | #1 | |
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How will we know one another on the next plane of existence?
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As far as I know I've never physically met any other VEF members. And I would imagine thats pretty much standard. Although I do think some of our English members actually know each other in the real world. So, given that, how would we know, when we get to the afterlife (if there is one) another member of VEF? Do we need to tattoo it somewhere? Develop a special handshake? Or some special finger thingy that we can flash at someone to know a fellow member? Probably best as a separate thread. |
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March 25th, 2016, 11:41 PM | #2 |
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In the afterlife you should approach a celestial chap and ask him what Jennifer Aniston's Norks look like.
If he isn't a VEF (gawd bless it!) member then he'll know and give an accurate estimation of said boobage but not be very bothered. A VEF member won't know what Jen's jubblies look like, and will be frustrated enough that his halo will slip. Anyone with an off-kilter halo is probably a VEF member who somehow made it through the Pearly Gates with healthy perversions intact Hope this helps
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Spot on Because a VEF member would be pre occupied on her having done anal Hey, she does have a Greek background
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Did any of you witness Joan of Arc's death?
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Ive been informed that fapping is a sin. So it is safe to say the vast majority of our next plane meet ups are going to be on the warm side...
Party with porn stars yo
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This thread reminds me of a funny joke. Go see it in the Post Your Corny Jokes thread.
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