October 25th, 2016, 09:08 AM | #501 |
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I am now 57 and I live life by the following rules:
1. Never just walk by a public toilet 2. Never trust a fart 3. Don't waste an erection I rub one out twice per week..........it is good for prostate health |
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October 27th, 2016, 12:02 AM | #503 |
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I'm thinking of doing it right now Beside the good sex with my wife I often masturbate. I masturbate while thinking/dreaming of a fantasy or while looking at a porn movie with solo girls or lesbian girls. And the wetter they get the better it is.
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January 1st, 2017, 04:50 PM | #505 |
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Same here. A perfect life.
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My avatar is a photo of my former freshman English teacher, who had the biggest tits I've ever seen. I was already jerking off well before I took her class, but as soon as she was bouncing in front of me every day, and the yearbook photographers took full-length photos of her, she was my masturbation goddess. Four decades later, I still jerk off to her pics and imagine being inside her big, beautiful body.
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I expect it does to her..
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Well! Three months and not a peep on this thread.
Fellas - you can type with one hand! Anyway, firstly I'll share a good laugh with my fellow VEF fans. True story - Once a buddy of time told me that he'd got to work (at his relatively new job) a bit later then his starting time. BOSS - What time do you call this? Wanking in the shower were you? BUDDY - What do you mean "wanking in the shower"? I'm married! I don't need to wank. BOSS - What? How long you been married? BUDDY - Six months. BOSS - You'll be wanking by Christmas. _______________________________________________ I've read this thread from the start, interesting. Here's my theory ... To exist as a living organism means to compete. We compete for food, water, space, money and of course, sex with desirable mates. When we're young and impressionable, the simplistic narrative that says that masturbation is an admission of failure to compete gets traction. Of course, if religious teaching adds to the mix it just gets worse. By the time we're smart and confident enough to see that narrative for the crock that it clearly is, the damage is done. That toxic little worm has burrowed into our minds and taken a dump that fouls our beautifully innocent joy in a naturally pleasurable activity. Back to nature everyone! All together now .... |
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