Do you guys masturbate? - Page 51

**dbailey** · October 25th, 2016, 09:08 AM

I am now 57 and I live life by the following rules:

1. Never just walk by a public toilet
2. Never trust a fart
3. Don't waste an erection

I rub one out twice per week..........it is good for prostate health

**Sirch** · October 26th, 2016, 11:15 PM

ysidoo

**Schenker76** · October 27th, 2016, 12:02 AM

Sometimes I skip a day

Squiss · January 1st, 2017, 10:09 AM

I'm thinking of doing it right now

Beside the good sex with my wife I often masturbate. I masturbate while thinking/dreaming of a fantasy or while looking at a porn movie with solo girls or lesbian girls. And the wetter they get the better it is.

**Sharkhunter** · January 1st, 2017, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squiss

I'm thinking of doing it right now

Beside the good sex with my wife I often masturbate.

Same here. A perfect life.

BarbEberlyFan · April 23rd, 2017, 04:36 PM

My avatar is a photo of my former freshman English teacher, who had the biggest tits I've ever seen. I was already jerking off well before I took her class, but as soon as she was bouncing in front of me every day, and the yearbook photographers took full-length photos of her, she was my masturbation goddess. Four decades later, I still jerk off to her pics and imagine being inside her big, beautiful body.

**Brecht** · April 23rd, 2017, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BarbEberlyFan

My avatar is a photo of my former freshman English teacher, who had the biggest tits I've ever seen. I was already jerking off well before I took her class, but as soon as she was bouncing in front of me every day, and the yearbook photographers took full-length photos of her, she was my masturbation goddess. Four decades later, I still jerk off to her pics and imagine being inside her big, beautiful body.

Is she still alive?

**retroanalyst** · April 23rd, 2017, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brecht

Is she still alive?

Does that matter?

**Mal Hombre** · April 23rd, 2017, 08:22 PM

I expect it does to her..

HeeBee · July 25th, 2017, 01:23 AM

Well! Three months and not a peep on this thread.

Fellas - you can type with one hand!

Anyway, firstly I'll share a good laugh with my fellow VEF fans.

True story - Once a buddy of time told me that he'd got to work (at his relatively new job) a bit later then his starting time.

BOSS - What time do you call this? Wanking in the shower were you?

BUDDY - What do you mean "wanking in the shower"? I'm married! I don't need to wank.

BOSS - What? How long you been married?

BUDDY - Six months.

BOSS - You'll be wanking by Christmas.

_______________________________________________

I've read this thread from the start, interesting.

Here's my theory ...

To exist as a living organism means to compete. We compete for food, water, space, money and of course, sex with desirable mates.

When we're young and impressionable, the simplistic narrative that says that masturbation is an admission of failure to compete gets traction. Of course, if religious teaching adds to the mix it just gets worse.

By the time we're smart and confident enough to see that narrative for the crock that it clearly is, the damage is done. That toxic little worm has burrowed into our minds and taken a dump that fouls our beautifully innocent joy in a naturally pleasurable activity.

Back to nature everyone! All together now ....

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HeeBee Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 12 Thanks: 3,715 Thanked 105 Times in 9 Posts	I should bloody Co-co! Well! Three months and not a peep on this thread. Fellas - you can type with one hand! Anyway, firstly I'll share a good laugh with my fellow VEF fans. True story - Once a buddy of time told me that he'd got to work (at his relatively new job) a bit later then his starting time. BOSS - What time do you call this? Wanking in the shower were you? BUDDY - What do you mean "wanking in the shower"? I'm married! I don't need to wank. BOSS - What? How long you been married? BUDDY - Six months. BOSS - You'll be wanking by Christmas. _______________________________________________ I've read this thread from the start, interesting. Here's my theory ... To exist as a living organism means to compete. We compete for food, water, space, money and of course, sex with desirable mates. When we're young and impressionable, the simplistic narrative that says that masturbation is an admission of failure to compete gets traction. Of course, if religious teaching adds to the mix it just gets worse. By the time we're smart and confident enough to see that narrative for the crock that it clearly is, the damage is done. That toxic little worm has burrowed into our minds and taken a dump that fouls our beautifully innocent joy in a naturally pleasurable activity. Back to nature everyone! All together now ....

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October 25th, 2016, 09:08 AM	#501
dbailey Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Wharfedale, Yorkshire, UK Posts: 2,298 Thanks: 137,964 Thanked 24,965 Times in 2,218 Posts	I am now 57 and I live life by the following rules: 1. Never just walk by a public toilet 2. Never trust a fart 3. Don't waste an erection I rub one out twice per week..........it is good for prostate health

January 1st, 2017, 10:09 AM	#504
Squiss Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 13 Thanks: 20 Thanked 103 Times in 13 Posts	I'm thinking of doing it right now Beside the good sex with my wife I often masturbate. I masturbate while thinking/dreaming of a fantasy or while looking at a porn movie with solo girls or lesbian girls. And the wetter they get the better it is.

April 23rd, 2017, 04:36 PM	#506
BarbEberlyFan Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 29 Thanks: 705 Thanked 590 Times in 23 Posts	My avatar is a photo of my former freshman English teacher, who had the biggest tits I've ever seen. I was already jerking off well before I took her class, but as soon as she was bouncing in front of me every day, and the yearbook photographers took full-length photos of her, she was my masturbation goddess. Four decades later, I still jerk off to her pics and imagine being inside her big, beautiful body.