Things You`ll Never Ever Do AGAIN !!! - Page 26

MaxJoker · March 31st, 2017, 04:39 PM

As found them narrow , dry , bland yet very fishy !

**Devius** · April 1st, 2017, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

As found them narrow , dry , bland yet very fishy !

...but those legs are preferable to the alternate [PC] version...

MaxJoker · April 1st, 2017, 02:53 PM

Eat cold chili for breakfast. As it was deceptive. Didn't even feel hot going down. Until half an hour later. When the heat began boiling in my gut. Oh and we're talking a lot of gut and a lot of heat

Ever felt like you really needed to fart or burp but couldn't ?.

If Streeter is reading this I already know his answer

Man alive and I complicated things further by drinking a pint of orange juice

In the end I've had to go get beers just to help kick start the burping process.

Well it was either that or perform seppuku to relieve the pressure

**footstep** · April 1st, 2017, 05:25 PM

Vote for republicans.

Lurk_D · April 7th, 2017, 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Eat cold chili for breakfast. As it was deceptive. Didn't even feel hot going down. Until half an hour later. When the heat began boiling in my gut. Oh and we're talking a lot of gut and a lot of heat

Ever felt like you really needed to fart or burp but couldn't ?.

If Streeter is reading this I already know his answer

Man alive and I complicated things further by drinking a pint of orange juice

In the end I've had to go get beers just to help kick start the burping process.

Well it was either that or perform seppuku to relieve the pressure

The best burp I ever had was after guzzling a 20 ounce Diet Dr. Pepper. Long and loud. Oh my.

MaxJoker · April 7th, 2017, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurk_D

The best burp I ever had was after guzzling a 20 ounce Diet Dr. Pepper. Long and loud. Oh my.

Heeeeey , leave George out of this

**footstep** · April 8th, 2017, 03:49 PM

Trust some colleagues.

noodlesoup · April 16th, 2017, 08:54 AM

Stick my head in a dry cleaning machine

Eat octopus

Watch Twilight

Drink and drive

MaxJoker · April 17th, 2017, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by footstep

Trust some colleagues.

A voodoo jinx curse pox on the socks of whomever has betrayed you

**rosestone** · July 22nd, 2017, 11:12 AM

1. Partake of marijuana. I "threw a whitey" (as they call it) when I was 17, and I've had a hatred of the stuff ever since.
2. Believe a woman when she says "I'm not like other women, I'm rational and logical and calm." Fallen for that line too many times already.
3. Work for somebody other than myself (I hope, anyway). I'm just no good at being around people all the time.

March 31st, 2017, 04:39 PM	#251
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April 1st, 2017, 02:53 PM	#253
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Things You`ll Never Ever Do AGAIN !!! Eat cold chili for breakfast. As it was deceptive. Didn't even feel hot going down. Until half an hour later. When the heat began boiling in my gut. Oh and we're talking a lot of gut and a lot of heat Ever felt like you really needed to fart or burp but couldn't ?. If Streeter is reading this I already know his answer Man alive and I complicated things further by drinking a pint of orange juice In the end I've had to go get beers just to help kick start the burping process. Well it was either that or perform seppuku to relieve the pressure __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 16th, 2017, 08:54 AM	#258
noodlesoup Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Washington State Posts: 147 Thanks: 3,946 Thanked 1,841 Times in 146 Posts	Stick my head in a dry cleaning machine Eat octopus Watch Twilight Drink and drive __________________ "There are always possibilities." ~ Mr. Spock

April 1st, 2017, 05:25 PM	#254
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	Vote for republicans.

April 8th, 2017, 03:49 PM	#257
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	Trust some colleagues.

July 22nd, 2017, 11:12 AM	#260
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	1. Partake of marijuana. I "threw a whitey" (as they call it) when I was 17, and I've had a hatred of the stuff ever since. 2. Believe a woman when she says "I'm not like other women, I'm rational and logical and calm." Fallen for that line too many times already. 3. Work for somebody other than myself (I hope, anyway). I'm just no good at being around people all the time.