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Old May 10th, 2018, 07:08 PM   #2731
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Mal Hombre is an Uptown girl.
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Old May 10th, 2018, 09:25 PM   #2732
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Brecht got his start in the porn biz by jerking off to the Jaws soundtrack.
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Trailmaster has decided to fly to Hawaii and throw himself into the volcano , so he can finally get warm .
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ball7 was blocked a few years ago for impersonating the real ball7
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trailmaster has been advertising for a breeding pair of quokkas. He intends to raise their offspring to make pizza toppings for a new chain called Estreet Pizza
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Old May 11th, 2018, 06:57 PM   #2736
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Yesterday, Sandhunter found the Statue of Liberty on the beach. Today, he is joining a cult of deranged humans living underground.
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ball7 was detained for being an imbecile and rude about Comrade Sandhunter. But it was learned he was a juvenile, so the cuffs & straitjacket were not allowed
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Messrs Hombre, Joker, Palo, Estreeter and Sandhunter regularly donate 90% of their more than generous moderator remuneration to worthy causes.
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Mal Hombre does not live in England. He really lives in Spain and is a professional bull fighter, and does his supermodding as a hobby!
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