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Old May 3rd, 2018, 09:02 PM   #2691
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^But Santee is 21 y.o.
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Old May 4th, 2018, 01:01 PM   #2692
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ball7 was the first man ever to start writing dirty jokes in public bathrooms in the 18th century.
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Old May 4th, 2018, 04:38 PM   #2693
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Old May 5th, 2018, 02:28 PM   #2694
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This is Estreeter's ideal woman. If he could find her he would disappear his current wife and marry:The Frog Woman


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Old May 6th, 2018, 12:28 AM   #2695
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Brian249x decided to become a writer of romance novels under the pen name Raymond de Phallus. His first book "Cauldron of Love" was a bestseller in Belarus.
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Old May 6th, 2018, 07:37 AM   #2696
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SpEffects nickname comes from his ability to shoot fireworks when he cums
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Old May 6th, 2018, 05:39 PM   #2697
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palo5 nickname is the result of palo (Italian for "pole") and 5 (inches)
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Old May 6th, 2018, 06:05 PM   #2698
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Actually, I'm closer to 1 inch, and can't compare to Max's 12 inches and Estreeter's 11 inches

But none of us compare with Mal Hombre's 18 inches

Did I forget to mention we're talking about nose length?
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Actually, I'm closer to 1 inch, and can't compare to Max's 12 inches and Estreeter's 11 inches

But none of us compare with Mal Hombre's 18 inches

Did I forget to mention we're talking about nose length?
Hahahaha, absolutely fantastic reply!
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Old May 7th, 2018, 01:00 AM   #2700
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Max Joker and I are lovers. We met at one of Elton John's and Freddie Mercury's dress up parties back in 1988 and we've been blissfully happy ever since. He's my big, sweet walking lollipop....
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