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Old May 2nd, 2018, 11:18 AM   #2681
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Brecht went to school and studied to be a garbage collector
Glen Quagmire was his professor and mentor
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Old May 2nd, 2018, 12:06 PM   #2682
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Glen Quagmire was his professor and mentor
Still failed his class, so he threw me in the trashcan.

Estreeter had a chance to meet his biggest idol, Bruce Springsteen. He told Bruce how much he hates unions and got himself banned from all Springsteen concerts for life.
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Old May 2nd, 2018, 02:23 PM   #2683
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putin5 he has more perfect hair than the 80's glamour heavy metal bands Oh, and he is not gay
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Old May 2nd, 2018, 03:33 PM   #2684
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Estreeter is bald, but has a beard like Fidel & the Ayatollah!
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palo5 is very religious but follows his own 10 Commandments

1, Thou shall screw the poor
2, Thou shall be anti communist
3, Thou shall work on Wall Street
4, Thou shall not share anything
5, Thou shall not loan money without an interest rate
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8, Thou shall destroy workers rights and morale
9, Thou shall waste everything
10, Thou shall watch gay porn, daily
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Old May 3rd, 2018, 06:12 PM   #2686
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What Santeefats told me the first time we met: "Yo boy, clean the balls and work the shaft "
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Old May 3rd, 2018, 06:14 PM   #2687
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Before Trump Stormy Daniels was in a relationship with Mr.Hertz
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Old May 3rd, 2018, 08:27 PM   #2690
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SanteeFats' belly is so big, the last time he could see his own penis was 20 years ago.
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