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April 10th, 2018, 11:24 AM	#2582
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,372 Times in 36,682 Posts	4318: You and your mom both share the same tastes in so many things. Even both your pussies taste the same. __________________

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April 10th, 2018, 11:46 AM	#2583
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,372 Times in 36,682 Posts	4319: Yes I know you love sucking cock. Oh by the way, speaking of sucking cock, your father is not the womanizer you think he is, I happened to see him coming out of the Gay Blade Pub this afternoon. __________________

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April 11th, 2018, 12:07 PM	#2584
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,372 Times in 36,682 Posts	4320: It took you 59 minutes to make me cum this time, but see you're getting better, you've got it down to under an hour. __________________

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April 11th, 2018, 02:52 PM	#2585
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	4321 I want you to do me, what Facebook is doing to their users.

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April 11th, 2018, 03:33 PM	#2586
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April 11th, 2018, 03:46 PM	#2587
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	4323 Wife: When I told you to make it more interesting...I didn't think you would invite him? Husband: Why not? He is the most interesting guy I know? Stephen Hawking: He is right about that.

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April 11th, 2018, 06:22 PM	#2588
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April 11th, 2018, 06:32 PM	#2589
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April 11th, 2018, 06:42 PM	#2590
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