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Old May 24th, 2018, 12:25 PM   #5921
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fruit juice or soda?
Soda (Nothing fruity about me ! , honest )

Fistiecuffs ,

Fight dirtier than Sandhunter`s mind Or Cleaner than Greenman`s bikini briefs ?
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Old May 25th, 2018, 01:29 AM   #5922
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Fight dirty.

Lose your first fistfight in school or prison and everyone will want a piece of you.

Fish on a lake or fish on a stream?
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Bungee Jumping or Hang-gliding?
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Hang gliding. No way am I jumping off a bridge tied to an elastic cord.

A ride in an F-22 or a ride in an Apache helicopter?
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The Chopper ride,I couldn't get into a F22..
Ride with The Light Brigade at Balaclava or take part in Pickett's Charge at Gettysburg ?
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Who should get most of the blame for the failure of "Operation Market Garden" in World War 2. The British command or the American command?
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^ Neither. The blame goes to the guy who invented the parachute. He gave the Allies who were in a hurry to finish things up delusions of grandeur.

Military hell: spend a year on the Eastern Front as a Russian soldier under Stalin or do the Bataan Death March and a year in a Japanese prison camp?
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Italian bread or French bread?
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Italian bread or French bread?

French !! Italian bread is tasty but there's a great variety of delightfull breads from France.

A Boy And His Dog or Soylent Green?
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