Flat Chest Magic

**Richandy** · April 23rd, 2023, 02:30 AM

Thread Starter

I was watching a film last night - Dreamland with Margot Robbie and yes it’s as dull as ditch water and yes there is a nude scene and Margot displays her breasts and it reminded me of an old Two Ronnies sketch when they are down in the allotments -
Ronnie Barker says to Ronnie Corbett “I am think of getting my wife one of them bra things but I don’t know what size she is”
Corbett: “Is she a grapefruit?”
Barker: “No she’s not a grapefruit”
Corbett: “Is she an orange?’
Barker: “no she’s not an orange”
Corbett: “Is she an egg”
Barker” “Yeah she’s an egg …. Fried”

And I thought how many lovely ladies out there were behind the door when the tit fairy came knocking. I mate of mine some years ago paid me the highest compliment I think I have ever received when he said David you are not shallow – you are sand – you can guess what we were discussing but I have always liked the shape that a set of breasts conveys in women’s clothing – I am not talking about Wendy Whoppers or Kitten or similar types that look like they have a pair of basketballs hidden in there – just a nice C Cup would be sufficient like my favourite Kyla. Anyway this thread is dedicated to those women like Margot and my all time favourite in this category Charlize who could have been the inspiration for the Little Johnny joke many years ago –

Charlize is a primary school teacher and Little Johnny puts up his hand and says “Miss can I go and have a piss?” and Charlize responds with “The word is urinate – if you can use the word urinate in a sentence you can go to the toilet”. Little Johnny thinks for half a minute and raises his hand and Charlize says “Yes Little Johnny” and Little Johnny replies “Miss, you are an 8, if you had bigger tits you would be a ten” and proceeds to walk out to the toilet leaving Charlize a bit hot and bothered.

There’s quite a few others mostly actresses that I have thought of in this way - all nice looking women just missing that something to COMPLETE the package. But enough of my ramblings - over to you.

**maxivic** · April 23rd, 2023, 11:59 AM

keira knightley since it's not her breasts that make her pretty to my taste I don't care

**maxivic** · April 23rd, 2023, 12:23 PM

Natalie Portman is in the top of the "flat" girls that I still sexy

**Richandy** · April 24th, 2023, 12:51 AM

Veteran member George Anson's favourite lady - Thanks George.

Tragically lost at 55.

**Richandy** · April 25th, 2023, 12:26 AM

Thanks to Sonnet - Original Poster in the Grace Kelly thread.

**Richandy** · May 4th, 2023, 11:01 PM

**Richandy** · May 12th, 2023, 01:11 PM

**dereknclive** · May 12th, 2023, 05:54 PM

Jane Birkin

**maxivic** · May 13th, 2023, 08:17 AM

**dereknclive** · May 15th, 2023, 04:04 PM

The thread doesn't say no HC, so here's the very lovely Ariana Rebel. I'd love to see her with Kristen Stewart!

April 23rd, 2023, 02:30 AM	#1
Richandy Moderator Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Dan's police state Posts: 1,897 Thanks: 87,778 Thanked 17,965 Times in 1,888 Posts	Flat Chest Magic Thread Starter I was watching a film last night - Dreamland with Margot Robbie and yes it’s as dull as ditch water and yes there is a nude scene and Margot displays her breasts and it reminded me of an old Two Ronnies sketch when they are down in the allotments - Ronnie Barker says to Ronnie Corbett “I am think of getting my wife one of them bra things but I don’t know what size she is” Corbett: “Is she a grapefruit?” Barker: “No she’s not a grapefruit” Corbett: “Is she an orange?’ Barker: “no she’s not an orange” Corbett: “Is she an egg” Barker” “Yeah she’s an egg …. Fried” And I thought how many lovely ladies out there were behind the door when the tit fairy came knocking. I mate of mine some years ago paid me the highest compliment I think I have ever received when he said David you are not shallow – you are sand – you can guess what we were discussing but I have always liked the shape that a set of breasts conveys in women’s clothing – I am not talking about Wendy Whoppers or Kitten or similar types that look like they have a pair of basketballs hidden in there – just a nice C Cup would be sufficient like my favourite Kyla. Anyway this thread is dedicated to those women like Margot and my all time favourite in this category Charlize who could have been the inspiration for the Little Johnny joke many years ago – Charlize is a primary school teacher and Little Johnny puts up his hand and says “Miss can I go and have a piss?” and Charlize responds with “The word is urinate – if you can use the word urinate in a sentence you can go to the toilet”. Little Johnny thinks for half a minute and raises his hand and Charlize says “Yes Little Johnny” and Little Johnny replies “Miss, you are an 8, if you had bigger tits you would be a ten” and proceeds to walk out to the toilet leaving Charlize a bit hot and bothered. There’s quite a few others mostly actresses that I have thought of in this way - all nice looking women just missing that something to COMPLETE the package. But enough of my ramblings - over to you.

April 23rd, 2023, 12:23 PM	#3
maxivic Dances with snails Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: in a shell Posts: 12,332 Thanks: 98,148 Thanked 146,031 Times in 12,347 Posts	Natalie Portman Natalie Portman is in the top of the "flat" girls that I still sexy Last edited by maxivic; April 23rd, 2023 at 07:09 PM.. Reason: fake picture

April 24th, 2023, 12:51 AM	#4
Richandy Moderator Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Dan's police state Posts: 1,897 Thanks: 87,778 Thanked 17,965 Times in 1,888 Posts	The beautiful Lee Remick Veteran member George Anson's favourite lady - Thanks George. Tragically lost at 55. Last edited by Richandy; April 24th, 2023 at 12:55 AM.. Reason: Added image

April 25th, 2023, 12:26 AM	#5
Richandy Moderator Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Dan's police state Posts: 1,897 Thanks: 87,778 Thanked 17,965 Times in 1,888 Posts	Grace Kelly Thanks to Sonnet - Original Poster in the Grace Kelly thread. Last edited by Richandy; April 25th, 2023 at 12:30 AM.. Reason: Acknowledge OP

May 4th, 2023, 11:01 PM	#6
Richandy Moderator Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Dan's police state Posts: 1,897 Thanks: 87,778 Thanked 17,965 Times in 1,888 Posts	Lesley Anne Down

April 23rd, 2023, 11:59 AM	#2
maxivic Dances with snails Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: in a shell Posts: 12,332 Thanks: 98,148 Thanked 146,031 Times in 12,347 Posts	keira knightley since it's not her breasts that make her pretty to my taste I don't care

May 12th, 2023, 01:11 PM	#7
Richandy Moderator Join Date: Mar 2020 Location: Dan's police state Posts: 1,897 Thanks: 87,778 Thanked 17,965 Times in 1,888 Posts	Jaclyn Smith

May 12th, 2023, 05:54 PM	#8
dereknclive Vintage Member Join Date: May 2020 Location: Returned to London Posts: 2,048 Thanks: 74,522 Thanked 24,818 Times in 2,038 Posts	Jane Birkin

May 13th, 2023, 08:17 AM	#9
maxivic Dances with snails Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: in a shell Posts: 12,332 Thanks: 98,148 Thanked 146,031 Times in 12,347 Posts	Kristen Stewart

May 15th, 2023, 04:04 PM	#10
dereknclive Vintage Member Join Date: May 2020 Location: Returned to London Posts: 2,048 Thanks: 74,522 Thanked 24,818 Times in 2,038 Posts	The thread doesn't say no HC, so here's the very lovely Ariana Rebel. I'd love to see her with Kristen Stewart!

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