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Old December 22nd, 2010, 08:03 PM   #61
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She only had two ornaments, but she always won the Christmas Decorating Contest.

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Old December 22nd, 2010, 08:19 PM   #62
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Veronica's friends decided they needed to buy her some real dildos before she hurt herself.

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Old December 24th, 2010, 08:05 PM   #63
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It was the most horrible thing that Bill had ever seen. But then, Bill had Triskaidekaphobia.

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Old December 24th, 2010, 09:06 PM   #64
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Old January 14th, 2011, 04:11 AM   #65
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"Okay, so you don't believe that I'm Glenda Jackson. I don't believe that YOU'RE Davy Jones and Mickey Dolenz. Do you want to fuck or not?"

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Old January 18th, 2011, 01:28 PM   #66
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Judy began to suspect that she was being lied to, and this was not in fact an audition for Cabaret.

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Old January 19th, 2011, 11:11 AM   #67
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As a big Woody Guthrie fan, Linda had always wanted to try riding the rails.

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Old January 22nd, 2011, 08:50 AM   #68
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you know the feeling , a bunch of beautiful young girls to pick from but which one should you ask to the annual staff dinner dance?
How do you know who is going to be the right one? they are all there in their little black dresses.
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