What's the funniest thing that ever happened while you were having sex? - Page 3

**billybunter** · December 25th, 2011, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

What ? Were They laced with Rohypnol ?

You typed Rohypnol very fast Mal. You must know a bit about it, or have some in your pocket.

MaxJoker · December 25th, 2011, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

You typed Rohypnol very fast Mal. You must know a bit about it, or have some in your pocket.

Naturally , well how else can you explain the current Mrs Mal

I say current as knowing that hound dawg by the time i`ve posted this reply he`ll already be onto , or on top of his next conquest

**billybunter** · December 25th, 2011, 04:11 PM

Like a rat up a drain spout

and they say he's a tiger in bed

MaxJoker · December 25th, 2011, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by billybunter

and they say he's a tiger in bed

I know

But they say it in hushed tones for fear of attracting the Dudes anger .

Although you didn`t read that from me

- Nervously exits stage right -

**billybunter** · December 25th, 2011, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

I know

But they say it in hushed tones for fear of attracting the Dudes anger .

Although you didn`t read that from me

- Nervously exits stage right -

He's off line and no doubt up to something in his love den. Thank god the neighbours are having a party.

**Mal Hombre** · December 26th, 2011, 07:24 PM

What can I say except that it's all true.....

**haroldeye** · January 2nd, 2012, 07:03 AM

I knew a girl who was the proud owner of two Great Dane dogs. We got carried away one night and were bumping uglies when one of the dogs stuck it's very cold nose right into the crack of my arse. The cold made me giggle and the fact that this brute could have ruined my fun for the rest of my life made me very afraid.

Still can't have sex if a dog is in the room.

**haroldeye** · January 2nd, 2012, 07:26 AM

Warren - you promised me that you would never show anyone that photo!

**hslc** · January 2nd, 2012, 07:32 PM

Not myself but a story told to me, a mate whos a fireman called to an emergency. Guy had a hertatack whilst playing with his lady. Well hes a big guy(fat) and hes on top crushing his much smaller partner. Only way is cut the top of the car

. Well this they do and shes crying all the time, my mate says its ok youre guy will be ok, yes but what am I going to tell my husband

, he loves this car. Mercades S class turned from salon to a cabro. True story.

**Staffsyeoman** · January 2nd, 2012, 10:10 PM

We broke the bed. She was... bigger than me (BBW as they may say these days) and wanted to lie on the bed with feet on floor while I knelt and rammed her. We didn't know that the bed was in two sections, and she was writhing rather excitedly... when the castor gave way, and there is one bowed bed.... we finished on the floor... and finished off...

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hslc Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: south Wales Posts: 623 Thanks: 25,542 Thanked 8,518 Times in 589 Posts	Not myself but a story told to me, a mate whos a fireman called to an emergency. Guy had a hertatack whilst playing with his lady. Well hes a big guy(fat) and hes on top crushing his much smaller partner. Only way is cut the top of the car. Well this they do and shes crying all the time, my mate says its ok youre guy will be ok, yes but what am I going to tell my husband, he loves this car. Mercades S class turned from salon to a cabro. True story.

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January 2nd, 2012, 07:03 AM	#27
haroldeye Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfwitistan Posts: 5,714 Thanks: 113,453 Thanked 59,956 Times in 5,706 Posts	I knew a girl who was the proud owner of two Great Dane dogs. We got carried away one night and were bumping uglies when one of the dogs stuck it's very cold nose right into the crack of my arse. The cold made me giggle and the fact that this brute could have ruined my fun for the rest of my life made me very afraid. Still can't have sex if a dog is in the room.

January 2nd, 2012, 07:26 AM	#28
haroldeye Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfwitistan Posts: 5,714 Thanks: 113,453 Thanked 59,956 Times in 5,706 Posts	Warren - you promised me that you would never show anyone that photo!

January 2nd, 2012, 10:10 PM	#30
Staffsyeoman Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,268 Thanks: 34,157 Thanked 26,749 Times in 2,159 Posts	We broke the bed. She was... bigger than me (BBW as they may say these days) and wanted to lie on the bed with feet on floor while I knelt and rammed her. We didn't know that the bed was in two sections, and she was writhing rather excitedly... when the castor gave way, and there is one bowed bed.... we finished on the floor... and finished off...