The corrupt a wish game

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish to hear tygrkhat40 explain that to the judge, and his cellmates.

Granted.....you are now his lawyer and you get done for contempt and wasting the courts time. You have to share a cell with Big Ron who's contemplating a sex change and is awake all night lonely and sweaty.

I wish I had a big shiny round knob.......on my front door that when I twist it the wrong way leads me to Narnia and I have hot sex with the White Queen

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish I had a big shiny round knob.......on my front door that when I twist it the wrong way leads me to Narnia and I have hot sex with the White Queen

Granted
Elizabeth II hasn't been diddled with since Philip's straw wilted thirty years ago. Watch out for her colostomy bag, and mind the corgis don't join in.

I wish to fake my own death.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish to fake my own death.

Nah why fake something when the real thing's much better.....blam blam you're dead

I wish I had a bouncy castle in my garden.....adult ladies in skimpy bikinis only.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

I wish I had a bouncy castle in my garden.....adult ladies in skimpy bikinis only.

None below thirty stone unfortunately.

I wish a deep, wide empty moat would appear around Gordon Ramsay's outside toilet while he's in there alone.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish a deep, wide empty moat would appear around Gordon Ramsay's outside toilet while he's in there alone.

Granted. Now you have to "fill" it, but you can only drink alcohol-free beer.

I wish a beautiful Korean woman, not a lady boy, would massage me for 2 hours, and then take another hour for the happy ending.

[larry74403]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. Now you have to "fill" it, but you can only drink alcohol-free beer.

I wish a beautiful Korean woman , not a lady boy, would massage me for 2 hours, and then take another hour for the happy ending.

Ooops, shes a three hundred pound Korean woman with a beautifull face and she's gonna fist you analy so she can milk your prostate with her whole hand while jerking you. Have fun with that hour.

I wish everytime I reached into my jacket pocket I would pull out a 20 dollar bill.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by larry74403

Ooops, shes a three hundred pound Korean woman with a beautifull face and she's gonna fist you analy so she can milk your prostate with her whole hand while jerking you. Have fun with that hour.

I wish everytime I reached into my jacket pocket I would pull out a 20 dollar bill.

Good first post !

I granted this wish before, so it's easy. You get a twenty crazy-glued to each hand, and they'll never come off.

I wish for a dozen friendship requests.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish for a dozen friendship requests.

Granted

They're all from members you've done your best to avoid on forum so far.

I wish inner London banned cars completely and visiting motorists compelled to continue their journeys on space hoppers.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I wish inner London banned cars completely and visiting motorists compelled to continue their journeys on space hoppers.

Alakalakakalaka boom and you're there as a special Traffic Warden on your bright yellow space-hopper and Boris Johnson is your boss.....I'm off to view the Webcam of inner London CCTV

I wish magic was real and not just conjuring tricks on TV.

[larry74403]

Originally Posted by @llatse@

Alakalakakalaka boom and you're there as a special Traffic Warden on your bright yellow space-hopper and Boris Johnson is your boss.....I'm off to view the Webcam of inner London CCTV

I wish magic was real and not just conjuring tricks on TV.

Granted Magic is real. But sadly he still has Aids. Good news is he's still doing great.

I wish Steven Hawking had a body as healthy as his mind.