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X Thousand Things We Learned From Watching Porn
1. Women are always ready to have sex, and are never on their period.
2. All women are bi-sexual. No men are. 3. Don't be embarrassed if you walk in on two people having sex. You will be invited to join in. 4. The primary job of a nurse is to have sex with the Doctors and patients.
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March 12th, 2016, 07:10 PM
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5. Men look really stupid when they're about to come.
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March 12th, 2016, 07:21 PM
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Pizza delivery boy, is the best job in the world
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March 12th, 2016, 07:23 PM
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7. Remember to plug in the headphones and turn the volume way down or the other passengers will think you are a pervert :-)
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March 12th, 2016, 07:43 PM
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a) Not to have to pay for repairs to their kitchen, b) Get out of a traffic ticket c) Obtain free pizza
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March 12th, 2016, 10:59 PM
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Sex must be performed to a script and you always end up jacking off onto a woman's face or tits.
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March 12th, 2016, 11:15 PM
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10 tits and pussy are the two things that a woman must wash the most in a shower
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March 12th, 2016, 11:19 PM
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11 women are prepared to sit on their knees ,open mouthed ,making orgasmic noises whilst you jack off for 5 minutes to cum in their mouth
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March 12th, 2016, 11:21 PM
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12 women never take their shoes off when they make love in bed
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March 12th, 2016, 11:55 PM
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13. Women conveniently have on stockings and suspenders for 'everyday' wear/use despite tights/pantyhose having been the thing normally used for decades.
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