101 Things Not To Say During Sex - Page 264

90sboy · June 7th, 2018, 07:31 PM

4367: You remind me of my sister. Shes 10

**cuzzyman927** · June 10th, 2018, 11:28 AM

4368:

Just look at your pussy now you brainless twit, its a cut up bloody mess!
How many times must I tell you not to use the engraving tool as a vibrator!

Estreeter · June 10th, 2018, 12:04 PM

4369 Hey Look

2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, all in your pimply fat bum

90sboy · June 10th, 2018, 09:41 PM

4370: im coming! im coming! Im coming out! I want the world to know!

**brk549** · June 10th, 2018, 11:05 PM

I thought it was just going to be a fart.

Estreeter · June 19th, 2018, 12:57 PM

4372 I can hear the dishwasher beeping

**cuzzyman927** · June 19th, 2018, 03:14 PM

4373:
Your sister lost her cherry before you did, I should know!

**ball7** · June 19th, 2018, 09:49 PM

4374

Off course I plan to pull out - in about one or two months time.

**old alal** · June 20th, 2018, 10:43 AM

4375. While I do this what do you really think about Brexit?

MaxJoker · June 20th, 2018, 04:55 PM

4376 ~ Go buy a new one ?. Hey this sheep skin condom served my Pappy and his Grandpappy plus our odd looking less than GreatAuntie Keith , for decades. So quit complaining. All I need`s is plenty of carbolic plus a mangle. Then we`ll be good to romantically go

June 10th, 2018, 11:28 AM	#2632
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,375 Times in 36,682 Posts	4368: Just look at your pussy now you brainless twit, its a cut up bloody mess! How many times must I tell you not to use the engraving tool as a vibrator! __________________

June 10th, 2018, 12:04 PM	#2633
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 449,716 Thanked 896,776 Times in 60,317 Posts	4369 Hey Look 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, all in your pimply fat bum __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 19th, 2018, 12:57 PM	#2636
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 449,716 Thanked 896,776 Times in 60,317 Posts	4372 I can hear the dishwasher beeping __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 19th, 2018, 03:14 PM	#2637
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,375 Times in 36,682 Posts	4373: Your sister lost her cherry before you did, I should know! __________________

June 20th, 2018, 10:43 AM	#2639
old alal Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: UK Posts: 3,197 Thanks: 22,904 Thanked 35,082 Times in 3,165 Posts	4375. While I do this what do you really think about Brexit? __________________ Old alal's First Rule Of Breasts To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. When you've seen one pair of breasts.........you want to see every pair of breasts!

June 7th, 2018, 07:31 PM	#2631
90sboy Member Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 94 Thanks: 6 Thanked 661 Times in 75 Posts	4367: You remind me of my sister. Shes 10

June 10th, 2018, 09:41 PM	#2634
90sboy Member Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 94 Thanks: 6 Thanked 661 Times in 75 Posts	4370: im coming! im coming! Im coming out! I want the world to know!

June 10th, 2018, 11:05 PM	#2635
brk549 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,122 Thanks: 20,220 Thanked 7,178 Times in 1,046 Posts	I thought it was just going to be a fart.

June 19th, 2018, 09:49 PM	#2638
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	4374 Off course I plan to pull out - in about one or two months time.

June 20th, 2018, 04:55 PM	#2640
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,559 Times in 69,067 Posts	Well excuse me for being an old timey gentle-V.E.F-man 4376 ~ Go buy a new one ?. Hey this sheep skin condom served my Pappy and his Grandpappy plus our odd looking less than GreatAuntie Keith , for decades. So quit complaining. All I need`s is plenty of carbolic plus a mangle. Then we`ll be good to romantically go __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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