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Old March 24th, 2017, 11:15 AM   #4001
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Whats with the see-through cartoon porn images?I dont want to see inside anyone,couldnt go to that body exhibition,you know the one with the dead bodies without skin
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Does anyone have the "rare" unedited copy of .......



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He might

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I heard he did Dropped em' , bent over the dining room table and Mrs Arnold rammed one plastic object up there

I've no proof of that of course, just what I heard though the grapevine
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I heard he did Dropped em' , bent over the dining room table and Mrs Arnold rammed one plastic object up there

I've no proof of that of course, just what I heard though the grapevine
Then she wantonly did the same wishing to be compensated ... but he quickly ran out of the room and headed for the gay "bar"!
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I heard he did Dropped em' , bent over the dining room table and Mrs Arnold rammed one plastic object up there
Uggggh the things some people will do to get on telly

Still it was only the one object.

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I've no proof of that of course, just what I heard though the grapevine
Was a rumour his hemorrhoids sold the story so you might be right
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Old March 24th, 2017, 01:19 PM   #4007
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Then she wantonly did the same wishing to be compensated ... but he quickly ran out of the room and headed for the gay "bar"!
Had to look that word up, "Gay Bar"

Google returned this image of so called "Gay Bar"



Hmm, the Poof Doof Bar

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Google returned this image of so called "Gay Bar"



Hmm, the Poof Doof Bar

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Old March 24th, 2017, 02:32 PM   #4009
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I'm guessing a Waltz, Foxtrot or The Pride of Erin would be kind of off topic dances at that place
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Old March 25th, 2017, 03:10 PM   #4010
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Oh and a Fellow Forum Fella (Name withheld to protect the inebriated ) wanted me to post snaps of the latest addition to this here (I said here ) crumbling desk.

Well and as you all know I can refuse no requests on the day of my daughters wedding.
Sadly and having been a professional sperm donor for thirty years (Until me wrists gave out .. It`s a young man`s game really). That doesn't give me much wriggle room (Butt enough about those struggling sperms) either. As chances are a daughter of mine is always getting married today.
Somewhere

Annnnnnyway

The new addition isn't new at all. See I`m down sizing like a sum`batch and going through everything formerly in storage. Anything of my collectibles with a whimsy of sentimental value I intend to keep. Although only enough for a large holdall. The rest I`m selling.

Naturally I`ll be keeping Cerberus



As he might prove useful in distracting the real thing once I meet it
You figure it out
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