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Old February 23rd, 2017, 02:01 PM   #3911
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Why are woman so hopeless at stacking dishwashers?

Yours, a confused member.
Years ago, my father complained that no one was loading the dishwasher "correctly," so he proclaimed that only he was allowed to do the job. Two weeks later he asked why no one else was loading the dishwasher.
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Old February 23rd, 2017, 02:26 PM   #3912
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Old February 23rd, 2017, 02:32 PM   #3913
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Oops, right. Sorry. Should I have posted this in the 'Dumb Question' thread?

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Is there a difference between dumb and stupid??

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Yes, of course not

Umm,
Should I merge this thread with the "Off Topic" thread

Please don't. There are actually some erudite posts there from time to time. Usually mine of course.
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Old February 23rd, 2017, 02:43 PM   #3914
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Is there a difference between dumb and stupid??
Well, Jeff Daniels and Jim Carey never starred in a Movie titled "Stupid and Stupider" , so using that as a guide I'd say there is


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Please don't. There are actually some erudite posts there from time to time. Usually mine of course.
You know I'm gonna do it now

Edit

Job done, now none of it makes sense
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Old February 23rd, 2017, 06:40 PM   #3915
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Years ago, my father complained that no one was loading the dishwasher "correctly," so he proclaimed that only he was allowed to do the job. Two weeks later he asked why no one else was loading the dishwasher.
It's an age old dilemma. Do you have a woman about the house - or do you do it yourself!?
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The groundhog (Marmota monax),
Wasn't that also the name of an old famous Italian actress?
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It's an age old dilemma. Do you have a woman about the house - or do you do it yourself!?
Eh ???
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Yeah....you're fucking crazy.
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All these pics would be outstanding if they wasn't wearing panties.
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Old February 24th, 2017, 04:10 PM   #3918
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Yes, of course not

Umm,
Should I merge this thread with the "Off Topic" thread
Actual Question: Should I feel responsible for somehow destroying the 'Stupid Question & Answer' thread? I thought it was just getting up steam.

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Actual Question: Should I feel responsible for somehow destroying the 'Stupid Question & Answer' thread? I thought it was just getting up steam.

e.d.

Nah, you didn't merge the threads unless you have some sort of mystical access rights that I missed.
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What the hell man that is an on topic type question and does not belong here.
That said no one poster can wreck a thread, well actually I can think of a couple but not you.
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