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Old December 13th, 2016, 10:30 PM   #2781
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I've heard of hauling ass but.........
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Old December 14th, 2016, 02:03 AM   #2782
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Shoot 'em?!!? Maaan, you need to stay away from them gun shows!
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Old December 14th, 2016, 10:45 PM   #2783
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Although realized too late, Cuzzy learned alcohol and tattoos often lead to a lifetime of regret.
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Old December 14th, 2016, 10:50 PM   #2784
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I've heard of hauling ass but.........
Someone must be giving dick
It is nicely presented, with a ribbon that just needs a dickie bow
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Although realized too late, Cuzzy learned alcohol and tattoos often lead to a lifetime of regret.
Could be why everyone calls Reginald a cock head!
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Could be why everyone calls Reginald a cock head!
He couldn't see why they did that coz his balls were in in eyes
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Santee discovered that his gorilla has a unique talent
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While his gorilla did the childrens parties, Santee did the bachelorette parties billed as Gorilla Plays With His "Saxophone".
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To paraphrase Johnson

"Sir, a gorilla playing the saxophone, is like a dog's walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all."
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