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August 11th, 2009, 09:41 PM | #1 |
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Scotty..... I... NEED..... a..... CAPTION!!!!
(found this on usenet, probably in a *fun or *humor group. Thanks to the original poster.)
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August 12th, 2009, 05:46 AM | #2 |
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"There's Cling Ons on the Starboard Bow"
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August 12th, 2009, 06:09 AM | #3 |
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I always get this terrible constipation after eating those blasted Vulcan mung bean pasties!
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August 12th, 2009, 06:26 AM | #4 |
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Rand did WHAT in my coffee?
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August 12th, 2009, 07:52 AM | #5 |
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Damn .... I knew visting that sleazy Ferangi brothel would give me a bad dose of Allurian crabs!
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August 12th, 2009, 12:21 PM | #6 |
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Scotty where's the bran? If I don't take a crap soon i'm going to explode.
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August 12th, 2009, 12:29 PM | #7 |
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Spock, I've found where the last Tribble was hiding!!!!
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August 13th, 2009, 05:47 PM | #8 |
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I said I could pull a better movie than 'Dune' out of my ass and by God I'm going to keep that promise.
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August 14th, 2009, 07:46 PM | #9 |
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Bones do you have ointment for Romulan Clap?
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August 15th, 2009, 02:25 AM | #10 |
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How about..."Captain's Log. 57249-Note to self: Don't f--k a tri-corder.
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