I`m so childish that ......

[Glen Quagmire]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Clicked your link
Got this



Then laughed as it`s only now have I realised it`s been years since signed into that site , and completely forgotten my bloody password

You don't need to login to watch this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h06aFQAZhkU

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Glen Quagmire

You don't need to login to watch this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h06aFQAZhkU

Argh , oh the (Clearly deranged) Grandpa farting humanity

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by Glen Quagmire

You don't need to login to watch this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h06aFQAZhkU

GQ , you made my day

[sandhunter]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Clicked your link
Got this



Then laughed as it`s only now have I realised it`s been years since signed into that site , and completely forgotten my bloody password

I believe your password would be either pervystocker44 or ultimatestocker1

But what do I know as I'm filling up on old boogers

[Estreeter]

1. Ignore all advice

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by sandhunter

I believe your password would be either pervystocker44 or ultimatestocker1

What no guesses for massive_wanger69 no STDsR@Us

I`m hurt Sands , yes in an ouchie way

Originally Posted by sandhunter

But what do I know

Thought it might be StoneyBroker .
But that`s the one I us for my paypal account.

Or FriendlessTears , yet have it as my facebook password.

Can't be AnalBoneDryAnal

Since use that one to sign in here with ...
Whoops suspect inadvertently may have childishly typed too much

[ball7]

I'm so childish I hang around the fair ground


Yep, that didn't sound sinister at all

[PatentHappy]

Originally Posted by wimbo77

I'd still want to jump into a load of coloured balls like the kids do or jump up and down on the bouncy castle.

I too get yearnings when I see those ball pits...until I visualize the DNA transfer from all the nose-wiping fingers that touched them before me.

So I mosey on over to the bouncy castle instead. I'm the dad who keeps tripping on his socks (each with my big toe sticking out due to my under-trimmed nails which the other moms complain about because they scratch their munchkins). I get banned a lot.

[PatentHappy]

I can't resist finding a reason to quote a good paraprosdokian* (after I look up the word, again).

* When the latter part of a sentence causes the listener to reinterpret the first part

Some fiendishly childish ones from Emo Philips:

• You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.
  Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for later in life.

• I love going to the park, watching the kids running around, yelling... because they don't know I'm using blanks.

• Isn't this a wonderful country? I was in Florida. I'm staying at a motel called the Three Palms. It's run by a middle-aged couple, one of whom is missing a hand. OK! That's what I thought, too! But they got upset when I asked.

• I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.

• I was in Jerusalem last year. I felt so embarrassed. I was standing there at the Wailing Wall, like a moron, you know, with my harpoon...

• Ever notice how when you pee in the toilet it sounds like a chipmunk commanding you to kill Kenny G?

[MaxJoker]

Keep debating banning those who've "Technically" broken no "Literal" rules , aside from not being properly V.E.F community spirited

Oh use "Brackets" too , as they annoy me and I hope my using them will annoy others also