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Old January 17th, 2024, 09:51 AM   #1
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If VEF were a democracy, who would you like to see in the VEF government?
I'm going to use the composition of a government with which I'm familiar, but there's nothing to stop you from appointing a candidate to a post that isn't on the list.
I'm not asking for a government that holds up, on the contrary, any of these compositions would send us straight to the road bank
Here's to your votes and, for once, don't abstain!

Prime Minister
Minister of Economy, Finance and Industry
Minister of the Interior and Overseas Territories
Minister of Labour and Health
Minister of Education, Youth and Sports
Minister of Agriculture
Minister of Culture
Minister of the Army
Minister of Justice
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Minister of Ecological Transition
Minister of Education
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Prime Minister Malhombre
Minister of Economy, Finance and Industry Jake Gittes
Minister of the Interior and Overseas Territories Estreeter
Minister of Labor and Health electrofreak
Minister for Education, Youth and Sport FilmNoirnoir
Minister of Agriculture Sir Honkers
Minister for Culture Trailmaster
Minister of the Armed Forces cynlz
Minister of Justice SanteeFats
Minister of Foreign Affairs Silicone Carne
Minister of Ecological Transition effCup
Minister of Education Jomama

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I'm sure he's the best person for the job, he's a trustworthy person, he'll make you do anything and everything and you'll be asking for more.
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Jake Gittes with him the economy will collapse at the price he buys sandwiches at the airport
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I have a doubt: he's going to wall off VEF to prevent people from overseas from getting through.
i think i made a mistake
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Jomama will be the man for the job when it comes to education.
I think he'll bring back spanking
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We needed a strong man, someone who would be ready to press the red button in the event of an attack on a competitor forum.
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It's a wise choice, he scares me, so I think VEF will be a place of peace and congratulations.
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more health than work. in fact i think this post should be renamed i get hives just talking about work.
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