The MAD GAME-see inside

[Greenman]

Hiya folks.
I tried this out on Friends Reunited and Where Are You Now? when I was chatting to various people and leaving messages. So what is the Mad Game I hear you ask. Well put simply it is an online game here where YOU decide the next move and make it as mad as possible. You can also add elements of any board, electronic or computer game you know like Monopoly, Cluedo(Clue for US readers) or even HALO! Make it as mad as possible but simple enough to allow the next player to move.

I'll start it-all good games are started with dice so I throw a SIX to start. Ha ha SIX what d'ya know 1..2..3..4..5...6 right, now I can throw in an element like a CHANCE card(from Monopoly) "Hop on one leg for three paces and avoid the crocodile" Hmm easier said than done but here goes...Agggghhh!!
YOUR TURN...

[noram]

So, like, I would overtake you around the outside (like in MotoGP game)?

Now I am in front. Hooray!

[Greenman]

Ah but little do you know that I have a secret get-past-the-get past-er-weapon and I use it to get past you-but you go back because you didn't throw the dice first!
My throw-FOUR 1...2...3...4! Ah ha, up the ladder and into the study. Now all I need to do is find some lead piping.
NEXT PLAYER (and don't forget throw the dice first! )

[MaxJoker]

I don`t have any dice so instead i throw a fist

Ok so the Board Master is temporarily dazed

Allowing me to steal the lead pipe and put it down my trousers , so as to impress Miss Scarlett who`s currently in the billiard room

By the way you`re looking slightly more conscious now GM so , and as much as i hate to break it to you , i`m afraid thanks to me using my " Distort space , logic and time " card you actually landed on Mornington Crescent , which as you can see i have a hotel and brothel on.

Seventy pounds please

[Estreeter]

I lost my dice
So I pressed the red button GreenSkull sent me



We Win

PS, MAD did stand for
Mutually Assured Destruction

[Greenman]

Hmm a dilemma-end of the world and all that....this need thinking about...
got it! As the cloud gathered a wind blew up and swept it away upwards in the atmostphere and gathered by the USS Enterprising for analysis. Meanwhile a freak wormhole transported the Earth back in time seconds before some idiot pressed a red button, intercepted said button from FedEx and disposed of it, then everyone was back to normal in the study where you will recall I was looking for some lead piping...but what's this, a revolver? Hmm that will do...now I take a card and it says "Shoot the last two idiots that came in here and mucked up the game!"
BANG!
BANG!
Got em!!
Now throw the dice(which you have to do first of course) and I get a THREE.
1...2...3
Go downstairs, find an Entertainment wedge and make an Apple Pie using ingredients found in the pantry from Nigella Lawson-hmmm Nigella eh? worth a try.
NEXT PLAYER

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by Greenman

"Shoot the last two idiots that came in here and mucked up the game!"
BANG!
BANG!
Got em!!

That's OK, They died heroes

[Greenman]

Did I mention the bullets had chillis in them-the worst they'd do is give you a bit of heartburn!

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by Greenman

Did I mention the bullets had chillis in them-the worst they'd do is give you a bit of heartburn!

Yeah, we knew that,
But we shot each other while ya were not looking too put ourselves out of misery

[MaxJoker]

Bugger i can`t go yet as it`s not my turn , so i throw my voice (Still have no dice you see but i have placed a bid on eBay for a fluffy pair ) distracting everybody .
I use my checkers and spell out the word massacre (Having written the required letter on each checker) , which is a triple letter score (In my blank book) enabling me to move six places into the billiard room.

Which is great since i`ve been chaffing at the bit to get in there

Speaking of chaffing i am forced to remove the lead pipe , Miss Scarlett is disappointed and i have to go back three places bowing apologetically as i go.

Unfortunately Colonel Mustard is right behind me with the candle stick.

The horror ............ The horror