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March 11th, 2014, 03:27 PM | #41 |
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Bobby McFerrin's Don't Worry Be Happy:
Don't know if anyone's done a full version for this But these are the verses I've heard. Don't Worry Eat Curry: No one will get in your cab, Because you're breath it smells so bad, But don't worry, Eat curry. The landlord says you stink the place, And now we have to fumigate, But don't worry, Eat curry. |
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January 20th, 2018, 09:19 PM | #42 |
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Hey You,We're Having An Orgy There'll Yanking,Wanking and Spanking Cum All Over The Place.." Apologies to Sam Cooke..
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August 3rd, 2018, 08:07 PM | #43 |
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Come and watch us sing and play We're the young generation and we've got Saddam Hussein |
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August 4th, 2018, 02:18 PM | #44 |
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Angel of the Morning = Anal In the Morning
Just give me anal in the morning...anal Spread my butt cheeks before you ream me..baby Just give me anal in the morning Do me no other way...please please
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August 4th, 2018, 02:43 PM | #45 |
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Depeche Mode - Stripped
From Come with me Into the trees We'll lay on the grass And let the hours pass To Come with me We'll have a good pee In the long grass And let relief pass
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August 7th, 2019, 08:49 PM | #46 |
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When i was a kid
The Teardrop Explodes - Reward "Wash my cotton socks i'll never use"
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August 7th, 2019, 10:27 PM | #47 |
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(To Oh Boy by Buddy Holly )
All My life I've been a'waiting Tonight there'll be no masturbating Oh Boy,When I fuck You, Oh Boy The world will see that You'll Go down on Meeeeee...
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August 19th, 2019, 08:55 AM | #48 |
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"Young girl get into My bed,
Just shut up and give Me some head, You're not too young,Girl, So use Your tongue girl.." Apologies to Gary Puckett
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March 20th, 2020, 07:54 AM | #49 |
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Talking of modern takes on old songs;
Coronavirus Rhapsody: Is this a sore throat? Is this just allergies? Caught in a lockdown No escape from reality. Don’t touch your eyes Just hand sanitize quicklyyyyy I’m just a poor boy, no job security Because of easy spread, even though washed your hands, laying low I look out the window, the curve doesn’t look flatter to me, to me mama, just killed a man i didn’t stay inside in bed I walked by him, now he’s dead mama, life was so much fun but now I’ve caught this unforgiving plague mama, oooooh didn’t mean to make them die if I’m not back to work this time tomorrow carry on, carry on as if people didn’t matter Too late, my time has come sends shivers down my spine body’s aching all the time goodbye everybody, I’ve got the flu gotta leave you all behind and face the truth mama, oooooh I don’t wanna die I sometimes wish I never went out at all I see a little silhouette of a man what a douche, what a douche did he even wash his hands though security is tightening very very frightening me Gotta lay low (gotta lay low) Gotta lay low (gotta lay low) Gotta lay low Incubate Incubate O O O O I’m just a poor boy, facing mortality HE’S JUST A POOR BOY FACING MORTALITY spare him his life from this monstrosity Touch your face, wash your hands, will you wash your hands? BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!) BISMILLAH NO WE WILL NOT WASH OUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS) BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT WASH YOUR HANDS! (WASH YOUR HANDS!) WASH YOUR HANDS! (never, never, never wash your hands oh oh oh oh oh oh oh) No no no no no Oh mama mia, mia (mama mia wash your hands!) COVID-19 has a sickness put aside for me, for me So you think you can stop me and just shake my hand? So you think we can hang out and not break our plans? Oh baby, can’t do this with me, baby, Just gotta stay home, just gotta stay home with my fever oooooh Curving can get flatter Anyone can see Curving can get flatter Curving can get flatter, you’ll see Just look FLATTEN THE CURVE AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. A SHORT MUSICAL INTERLUDE......ENJOY. |
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