Post your corny jokes - Page 1223

**Isegrim** · May 11th, 2017, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

Islamic terrorists have begun to attack rural communities by sending in cattle laced with explosives.

A NATO report described the tactic as "a-bomb-in-a-bull".

Don't say it too loud or Trump sends the US Air Force to bomb cattle drifts in Syria ...

WURZ · May 11th, 2017, 02:53 PM

MOO-ving on..................

**bloke57** · May 11th, 2017, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isegrim

Don't say it too loud or Trump sends the US Air Force to bomb cattle drifts in Syria ...

We will not be cowed by terrorists.

VintageWomble · May 11th, 2017, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

We will not be cowed by terrorists.

Of course not! We're not cowards!

**ruffroundedges** · May 11th, 2017, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VintageWomble

Of course not! We're not cowards!

We better beef up security then.

**Isegrim** · May 11th, 2017, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

We will not be cowed by terrorists.

But we are terrorised by cows ... oops, that sounded antifeminist

...

**ruffroundedges** · May 11th, 2017, 03:48 PM

- There are two cows standing in a field.
The first cow says to the other, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
The second cow replies, "No way, I don't believe you."
The first says, "It's true, no bull."

- Why do cows have no money?
Because farmers milk them dry.

- What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture bedtime.

- Deja moo:
That feeling you've heard this bull before.

- What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.

- How do you move a cow with no legs?
I don't know, but it would be an udder drag.

**tygrkhat40** · May 12th, 2017, 01:57 PM

Ok, stop acting like cattle and stop posting this bull. And before you say anything, I am not having a cow over this!

**ruffroundedges** · May 12th, 2017, 07:17 PM

- Three women were sitting in a bar, (brunette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".

**DoctorWho** · May 12th, 2017, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by dazza2

Its amazing how just getting several letters wrong can urine your post

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ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	- There are two cows standing in a field. The first cow says to the other, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." The second cow replies, "No way, I don't believe you." The first says, "It's true, no bull." - Why do cows have no money? Because farmers milk them dry. - What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime. - Deja moo: That feeling you've heard this bull before. - What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky. - How do you move a cow with no legs? I don't know, but it would be an udder drag. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	Ok, stop acting like cattle and stop posting this bull. And before you say anything, I am not having a cow over this! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 12th, 2017, 07:17 PM	#12229
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	- Three women were sitting in a bar, (brunette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The brunette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "Well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a baby boy". The red head said, "If your logic is correct then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived. The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!". __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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