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April 18th, 2017, 04:20 PM | #12151 |
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What do men with one inch cocks have for breakfast ? ,
Well this morning I had muesli
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April 21st, 2017, 06:03 PM | #12152 |
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Its amazing how just getting several letters wrong can urine your post
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April 21st, 2017, 06:16 PM | #12153 | |
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Today I had a boiled egg" Rik Mayall RIP
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April 21st, 2017, 08:42 PM | #12154 |
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April 21st, 2017, 08:47 PM | #12155 | |
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getting it out is the real problem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qJ4854nrDA
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April 21st, 2017, 08:49 PM | #12156 | |
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April 21st, 2017, 09:58 PM | #12157 |
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My nephew fell asleep at a party so I shaved off His eyebrows and drew a cock on his forehead.His mother was furious when She looked in the pram..
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April 22nd, 2017, 11:33 PM | #12158 |
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what do smoking a cigar and oral sex have in common..?
The taste gets stronger the closer you get to the butt. |
April 24th, 2017, 11:20 PM | #12159 |
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Topical for today.
I had to move my Turkish Delight out of the cupboard as it kept fighting with the ANZAC biscuits. Lest we forget. |
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April 25th, 2017, 09:12 AM | #12160 |
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I've got a job as part of a human chess board.
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