A Baker's Dozen - Page 1982

**Silicone Carne** · January 21st, 2019, 10:28 AM

Favourite TV show lines

1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers
2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones
3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who)
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**dill99** · January 21st, 2019, 10:32 AM

Favourite TV show lines

1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers
2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones
3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who)
4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003)

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**les1917lie** · January 21st, 2019, 10:33 AM

Favourite TV show lines

1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers
2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones
3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who)
4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003)
5. Did the suppositories work? No, they were useless and tasted awful. I might as well
have shoved them up my arse. (Steptoe and Son)
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**Bubba Hotep** · January 21st, 2019, 10:48 AM

Favourite TV show lines

1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers
2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones
3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who)
4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003)
5. Did the suppositories work? No, they were useless and tasted awful. I might as well
have shoved them up my arse.
6. "Sit on it!" - Happy Days
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**dill99** · January 21st, 2019, 11:06 AM

Favourite TV show lines

1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers
2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones
3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who)
4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003)
5. Did the suppositories work? No, they were useless and tasted awful. I might as well
have shoved them up my arse.
6. "Sit on it!" - Happy Days
7. "Daddy- someone started a fire in your car because you took too long, and I got bored." (Mona Lisa Saperstein 'Parks And Recreation' 2013)
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**trailmaster** · January 21st, 2019, 11:46 AM

Favourite TV show lines

1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers
2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones
3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who)
4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003)
5. Did the suppositories work? No, they were useless and tasted awful. I might as well
have shoved them up my arse.
6. "Sit on it!" - Happy Days
7. "Daddy- someone started a fire in your car because you took too long, and I got bored." (Mona Lisa Saperstein 'Parks And Recreation' 2013)
8. "She, Who Must Be Obeyed" - Rumpole of the Bailey
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**Wendigo** · January 21st, 2019, 12:24 PM

Favourite TV show lines

1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers
2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones
3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who)
4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003)
5. Did the suppositories work? No, they were useless and tasted awful. I might as well
have shoved them up my arse.
6. "Sit on it!" - Happy Days
7. "Daddy- someone started a fire in your car because you took too long, and I got bored." (Mona Lisa Saperstein 'Parks And Recreation' 2013)
8. "She, Who Must Be Obeyed" - Rumpole of the Bailey
9. "Don't tell him, Pike!" - Dad's Army ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YMVPXmaKds
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**wimbo77** · January 21st, 2019, 12:30 PM

Favourite TV show lines

1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers
2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones
3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who)
4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003)
5. Did the suppositories work? No, they were useless and tasted awful. I might as well
have shoved them up my arse.
6. "Sit on it!" - Happy Days
7. "Daddy- someone started a fire in your car because you took too long, and I got bored." (Mona Lisa Saperstein 'Parks And Recreation' 2013)
8. "She, Who Must Be Obeyed" - Rumpole of the Bailey
9. "Don't tell him, Pike!" - Dad's Army ...
10. ''Are you quite sure sir, it does mean changing the bulb'' ~ Kryten (Red Dwarf)
11.

**rotobott** · January 21st, 2019, 12:52 PM

Favourite TV show lines

1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers
2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones
3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who)
4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003)
5. Did the suppositories work? No, they were useless and tasted awful. I might as well
have shoved them up my arse.
6. "Sit on it!" - Happy Days
7. "Daddy- someone started a fire in your car because you took too long, and I got bored." (Mona Lisa Saperstein 'Parks And Recreation' 2013)
8. "She, Who Must Be Obeyed" - Rumpole of the Bailey
9. "Don't tell him, Pike!" - Dad's Army ...
10. ''Are you quite sure sir, it does mean changing the bulb'' ~ Kryten (Red Dwarf)
11. Well, may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? .... (Fawlty Towers)
12.

**Welderman** · January 21st, 2019, 03:41 PM

Favourite TV show lines

1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers
2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones
3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who)
4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003)
5. Did the suppositories work? No, they were useless and tasted awful. I might as well
have shoved them up my arse.
6. "Sit on it!" - Happy Days
7. "Daddy- someone started a fire in your car because you took too long, and I got bored." (Mona Lisa Saperstein 'Parks And Recreation' 2013)
8. "She, Who Must Be Obeyed" - Rumpole of the Bailey
9. "Don't tell him, Pike!" - Dad's Army ...
10. ''Are you quite sure sir, it does mean changing the bulb'' ~ Kryten (Red Dwarf)
11. Well, may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? .... (Fawlty Towers)
12. ''Never, ever, ever, bloody anything ever, I live my life by that rule''...Rik Mayall… (The comic strip presents), Mr jolly lives next door.
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January 21st, 2019, 10:28 AM	#19811
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January 21st, 2019, 10:33 AM	#19813
les1917lie Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,405 Thanks: 7,269 Thanked 89,258 Times in 2,405 Posts	Favourite TV show lines 1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers 2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones 3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who) 4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003) 5. Did the suppositories work? No, they were useless and tasted awful. I might as well have shoved them up my arse. (Steptoe and Son) 6. Last edited by les1917lie; January 21st, 2019 at 01:44 PM.. Reason: more info

January 21st, 2019, 10:48 AM	#19814
Bubba Hotep Former Staff Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,266 Thanks: 21,283 Thanked 51,382 Times in 1,537 Posts	Favourite TV show lines 1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers 2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones 3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who) 4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003) 5. Did the suppositories work? No, they were useless and tasted awful. I might as well have shoved them up my arse. 6. "Sit on it!" - Happy Days 7. __________________ "You can't talk about hope if you can't see reality. Reality is pretty bleak. But that's the starting point."

January 21st, 2019, 12:24 PM	#19817
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,885 Thanks: 259,986 Thanked 1,140,429 Times in 114,002 Posts	Favourite TV show lines 1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers 2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones 3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who) 4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003) 5. Did the suppositories work? No, they were useless and tasted awful. I might as well have shoved them up my arse. 6. "Sit on it!" - Happy Days 7. "Daddy- someone started a fire in your car because you took too long, and I got bored." (Mona Lisa Saperstein 'Parks And Recreation' 2013) 8. "She, Who Must Be Obeyed" - Rumpole of the Bailey 9. "Don't tell him, Pike!" - Dad's Army ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YMVPXmaKds 10. __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

January 21st, 2019, 12:30 PM	#19818
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,396 Times in 9,160 Posts	Favourite TV show lines 1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers 2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones 3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who) 4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003) 5. Did the suppositories work? No, they were useless and tasted awful. I might as well have shoved them up my arse. 6. "Sit on it!" - Happy Days 7. "Daddy- someone started a fire in your car because you took too long, and I got bored." (Mona Lisa Saperstein 'Parks And Recreation' 2013) 8. "She, Who Must Be Obeyed" - Rumpole of the Bailey 9. "Don't tell him, Pike!" - Dad's Army ... 10. ''Are you quite sure sir, it does mean changing the bulb'' ~ Kryten (Red Dwarf) 11. __________________

January 21st, 2019, 10:32 AM	#19812
dill99 Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 892 Thanks: 15,577 Thanked 10,859 Times in 888 Posts	Favourite TV show lines 1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers 2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones 3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who) 4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003) 5.

January 21st, 2019, 11:06 AM	#19815
dill99 Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 892 Thanks: 15,577 Thanked 10,859 Times in 888 Posts	Favourite TV show lines 1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers 2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones 3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who) 4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003) 5. Did the suppositories work? No, they were useless and tasted awful. I might as well have shoved them up my arse. 6. "Sit on it!" - Happy Days 7. "Daddy- someone started a fire in your car because you took too long, and I got bored." (Mona Lisa Saperstein 'Parks And Recreation' 2013) 8.

January 21st, 2019, 11:46 AM	#19816
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,933 Thanks: 1,329,434 Thanked 707,570 Times in 60,104 Posts	Favourite TV show lines 1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers 2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones 3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who) 4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003) 5. Did the suppositories work? No, they were useless and tasted awful. I might as well have shoved them up my arse. 6. "Sit on it!" - Happy Days 7. "Daddy- someone started a fire in your car because you took too long, and I got bored." (Mona Lisa Saperstein 'Parks And Recreation' 2013) 8. "She, Who Must Be Obeyed" - Rumpole of the Bailey 9.

January 21st, 2019, 12:52 PM	#19819
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,132 Thanks: 174,861 Thanked 635,076 Times in 31,453 Posts	Favourite TV show lines 1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers 2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones 3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who) 4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003) 5. Did the suppositories work? No, they were useless and tasted awful. I might as well have shoved them up my arse. 6. "Sit on it!" - Happy Days 7. "Daddy- someone started a fire in your car because you took too long, and I got bored." (Mona Lisa Saperstein 'Parks And Recreation' 2013) 8. "She, Who Must Be Obeyed" - Rumpole of the Bailey 9. "Don't tell him, Pike!" - Dad's Army ... 10. ''Are you quite sure sir, it does mean changing the bulb'' ~ Kryten (Red Dwarf) 11. Well, may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? .... (Fawlty Towers) 12.

January 21st, 2019, 03:41 PM	#19820
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,248 Times in 3,729 Posts	Favourite TV show lines 1. "Women, can't live with them, pass the beer nuts." Norm, Cheers 2. "Aha ! Missed both My legs" Rick (On being whacked in the groin with a Cricket bat),The Young Ones 3. Fear me, I've killed hundreds of timelords. - Fear me, I've killed all of them (Doctor Who) 4. (yelling directly into the overhead mic) "THAT N---A TRIED TA' KILL MY FATHER!!!" (Chappelle's Show [season one] 'Black Bush' 2003) 5. Did the suppositories work? No, they were useless and tasted awful. I might as well have shoved them up my arse. 6. "Sit on it!" - Happy Days 7. "Daddy- someone started a fire in your car because you took too long, and I got bored." (Mona Lisa Saperstein 'Parks And Recreation' 2013) 8. "She, Who Must Be Obeyed" - Rumpole of the Bailey 9. "Don't tell him, Pike!" - Dad's Army ... 10. ''Are you quite sure sir, it does mean changing the bulb'' ~ Kryten (Red Dwarf) 11. Well, may I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? .... (Fawlty Towers) 12. ''Never, ever, ever, bloody anything ever, I live my life by that rule''...Rik Mayall… (The comic strip presents), Mr jolly lives next door. 13. __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.