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May 30th, 2017, 09:34 AM | #11 |
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Yeah! That's right - and first a warm up with the ICC Champions Trophy starting on Thursday. How can I possibly work in such circumstances.
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May 31st, 2017, 01:29 PM | #12 |
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Sent to Monsieur Tabler De`Tabs , Director and Owner of Count Copy and Paste Pharmaceutics
Dear Tabler ,
It`s with deeply lubricated regret I have to ask you to please excuse yourself from work for an unspecified period. While and until the sexual harassment case you brought against yourself has been resolved. Not that I blame you. Not that the judge or jury would. Actually looking the way you do some might say you were asking for it. Anyway here`s hoping matters are happily resolved for both parties. Your`s if you should be so lucky , Mrs MaxineJoker (After being sixteen times suspiciously widowed previously) Snr
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May 31st, 2017, 01:51 PM | #13 |
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Please excuse palo5 from modding and posting for 1 year from today, technically he's not sick, just doing a study into sick and has undertaken a World Tour of Gay Mardi Gras in as many cities as possible, he will report his findings here, hopefully he won't be sick when he returns Thanks Dr E PhD
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Please excuse (fill in name here) from work due to a factor of illness and fatigue concerning his current situation.* Doctor Wu, M.D., PhD., L.S.M.F.T. *Translation: He's sick and tired of this shit.
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May 31st, 2017, 03:16 PM | #15 |
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Please excuse my patient from his job as towel boy at the White Swallow Bath house until such time as I and my associate, Dr. Joker can steam clean his rectum and determine the source of bleeding.
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You're excused from everything .... your mind is sick and needs urgent evaluation. BTW. did you find the bleeding source
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Yes, it was a gerbil with claustrophobia. It cut itself on the broken light bulb. Last edited by SpermShooter; June 6th, 2017 at 03:27 AM.. |
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June 6th, 2017, 01:27 AM | #18 |
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Dear Madam or er, Sir ... possibly,
Max von Jokuer is not sick. He was born that way. That will be 500 euros, cash. (signed) Strabismus of Utrecht (for it is he) M.D., Ph.D., O.C.D., H.D.M.I., Lidl Chair of Comparative Insanity, University of Dungerness. |
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June 6th, 2017, 09:45 AM | #19 | |
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Dear VEF members and others in the real world , Please be aware that Sperm Shooter will be absent from life for an extended period of time, his surgeon, Dr M Joker will be reversing Sperm Shooters lobotomy. Thank You E (Ernie) Streeter
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Dear Forum Members (oh err)
Mr Ernie Streeter will be absent from the forum for a period of thirty-five seconds, so that he can go empty his bladder. To confirm, that's thirty seconds to take a wizz, then a further five to shake off the drips.... (aka several of the more insane members here) He won't require the time it would take any normal member to walk to & from the said facility, as he has the power of godly teleportation handed to all mods on reaching 1000 'thumbs down'. Yours Mr Fudge; sorry Mr PhEg.... USFA, YMCA, (FL)OAP.* * that's feeling like an old aged pensioner
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