The - Write a Fellow Forum Fella a sick note - thread - Page 2

**bloke57** · May 30th, 2017, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footstep

Dear Boss,

bloke57 won't be able to work the next 2 years,
Due to an intensive TV/beers/salt crisps preparation for 2019.

Sincerely, Dr Who.

Yeah! That's right - and first a warm up with the ICC Champions Trophy starting on Thursday. How can I possibly work in such circumstances.

MaxJoker · May 31st, 2017, 01:29 PM

Dear Tabler ,

It`s with deeply lubricated regret I have to ask you to please excuse yourself from work for an unspecified period. While and until the sexual harassment case you brought against yourself has been resolved.
Not that I blame you. Not that the judge or jury would.
Actually looking the way you do some might say you were asking for it.
Anyway here`s hoping matters are happily resolved for both parties.

Your`s if you should be so lucky ,

Mrs MaxineJoker (After being sixteen times suspiciously widowed previously) Snr

Estreeter · May 31st, 2017, 01:51 PM

Dear Forum Members

Please excuse palo5 from modding and posting for 1 year from today, technically he's not sick, just doing a study into sick and has undertaken a World Tour of Gay Mardi Gras in as many cities as possible, he will report his findings here, hopefully he won't be sick when he returns

Thanks
Dr E PhD

**tygrkhat40** · May 31st, 2017, 02:59 PM

To whom it may concern:

Please excuse (fill in name here) from work due to a factor of illness and fatigue concerning his current situation.*

Doctor Wu, M.D., PhD., L.S.M.F.T.

*Translation: He's sick and tired of this shit.

**SpermShooter** · May 31st, 2017, 03:16 PM

Please excuse my patient from his job as towel boy at the White Swallow Bath house until such time as I and my associate, Dr. Joker can steam clean his rectum and determine the source of bleeding.

Estreeter · May 31st, 2017, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpermShooter

Please excuse my patient from his job as towel boy at the White Swallow Bath house until such time as I and my associate, Dr. Joker can steam clean his rectum and determine the source of bleeding.

SpermShooter

You're excused from everything .... your mind is sick and needs urgent evaluation.

BTW. did you find the bleeding source

**SpermShooter** · June 6th, 2017, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

SpermShooter

You're excused from everything .... your mind is sick and needs urgent evaluation.

BTW. did you find the bleeding source

My last three therapists came to the same conclusion but I'm much better after the lobotomy and several courses of high voltage shock treat me ts

Yes, it was a gerbil with claustrophobia. It cut itself on the broken light bulb.

**danton** · June 6th, 2017, 01:27 AM

Dear Madam or er, Sir ... possibly,

Max von Jokuer is not sick. He was born that way.

That will be 500 euros, cash.

(signed)

Strabismus of Utrecht (for it is he) M.D., Ph.D., O.C.D., H.D.M.I., Lidl Chair of Comparative Insanity, University of Dungerness.

Estreeter · June 6th, 2017, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpermShooter

My last three therapists came to the same conclusion but I'm much better after the lobotomy and several courses of high voltage shock treat me ts

Yes, it was a gerbil with claustrophobia. It cut itself on the broken light bulb.

Dear VEF members and others in the real world ,

Please be aware that Sperm Shooter will be absent from life for an extended period of time, his surgeon, Dr M Joker will be reversing Sperm Shooters lobotomy.

Thank You
E (Ernie) Streeter

**pharoahegypt** · June 6th, 2017, 02:29 PM

Dear Forum Members (oh err)

Mr Ernie Streeter will be absent from the forum for a period of thirty-five seconds, so that he can go empty his bladder.

To confirm, that's thirty seconds to take a wizz, then a further five to shake off the drips.... (aka several of the more insane members here)

He won't require the time it would take any normal member to walk to & from the said facility, as he has the power of godly teleportation handed to all mods on reaching 1000 'thumbs down'.

Yours Mr Fudge; sorry Mr PhEg.... USFA, YMCA, (FL)OAP.*

* that's feeling like an old aged pensioner

May 31st, 2017, 01:29 PM	#12
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,511 Times in 69,067 Posts	Sent to Monsieur Tabler De`Tabs , Director and Owner of Count Copy and Paste Pharmaceutics Dear Tabler , It`s with deeply lubricated regret I have to ask you to please excuse yourself from work for an unspecified period. While and until the sexual harassment case you brought against yourself has been resolved. Not that I blame you. Not that the judge or jury would. Actually looking the way you do some might say you were asking for it. Anyway here`s hoping matters are happily resolved for both parties. Your`s if you should be so lucky , Mrs MaxineJoker (After being sixteen times suspiciously widowed previously) Snr __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 31st, 2017, 01:51 PM	#13
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,735 Times in 60,308 Posts	Dear Forum Members Please excuse palo5 from modding and posting for 1 year from today, technically he's not sick, just doing a study into sick and has undertaken a World Tour of Gay Mardi Gras in as many cities as possible, he will report his findings here, hopefully he won't be sick when he returns Thanks Dr E PhD __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 31st, 2017, 02:59 PM	#14
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,323 Times in 9,629 Posts	To whom it may concern: Please excuse (fill in name here) from work due to a factor of illness and fatigue concerning his current situation.* Doctor Wu, M.D., PhD., L.S.M.F.T. Translation: He's sick and tired of this shit. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 6th, 2017, 01:27 AM	#18
danton Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: U.K. Posts: 1,402 Thanks: 11,464 Thanked 22,515 Times in 1,373 Posts	A doctor writes Dear Madam or er, Sir ... possibly, Max von Jokuer is not sick. He was born that way. That will be 500 euros, cash. (signed) Strabismus of Utrecht (for it is he) M.D., Ph.D., O.C.D., H.D.M.I., Lidl Chair of Comparative Insanity, University of Dungerness.

June 6th, 2017, 02:29 PM	#20
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,617 Times in 4,154 Posts	Dear Forum Members (oh err) Mr Ernie Streeter will be absent from the forum for a period of thirty-five seconds, so that he can go empty his bladder. To confirm, that's thirty seconds to take a wizz, then a further five to shake off the drips.... (aka several of the more insane members here) He won't require the time it would take any normal member to walk to & from the said facility, as he has the power of godly teleportation handed to all mods on reaching 1000 'thumbs down'. Yours Mr Fudge; sorry Mr PhEg.... USFA, YMCA, (FL)OAP.* * that's feeling like an old aged pensioner __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible! Last edited by pharoahegypt; June 6th, 2017 at 05:22 PM..

May 31st, 2017, 03:16 PM	#15
SpermShooter Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 463 Thanks: 47,758 Thanked 5,391 Times in 448 Posts	Please excuse my patient from his job as towel boy at the White Swallow Bath house until such time as I and my associate, Dr. Joker can steam clean his rectum and determine the source of bleeding.

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