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**blondifan** · January 22nd, 2010, 12:17 PM

The day that I was born (oh boy) my father nearly died
He couldn't get my nappies on, how matter how he tried
'Cos I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun
I had to learn to stand on my own three feet
Believe me that's no fun

I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um
With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um

**Futuro** · January 22nd, 2010, 12:22 PM

" I have quite enormous yoghurt cannon but It´s a secret. I don`t want to talk about it publicly."

MrKinkade · January 22nd, 2010, 03:01 PM

Guys get down to your local supermarket and measure yourself up to one of these..

watch out for any MILFS or Cougars they just might eat you alive

**billybunter** · January 22nd, 2010, 07:30 PM

I betya mines bigger than yours

**bawjaws** · January 22nd, 2010, 09:49 PM

I don't like to boast but...

**butterball** · January 22nd, 2010, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eelcat

It would have to be George W Bush because there was no end to the prick!

That's not what Condi says........

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whiskymick · January 22nd, 2010, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bawjaws

I don't like to boast but...

You jammy bastard lol

**Sharkhunter** · January 22nd, 2010, 10:34 PM

lol at this thread...

Let's just say I'm packing enough down there to have kept every girl I have been with satisfied. Though they're usually quickly asleep as a result of my boring bedtime chit-chat.

**bawjaws** · January 22nd, 2010, 11:24 PM

beware of those penis enlargement ads.. sometimes you can overdo the treatment

**anklebiter** · January 23rd, 2010, 12:05 AM

In my heart, I believe size does matter.In my experience, women are uncomfortable with a big dick.
No, I'm not saying I'm John Holmes-I consider myself average.I've heard "ouch" a few times, and there's no way in hell I'm getting anal from my wife, (though she's game to try now and then).

My point is I think men see these huge dicks on the internet and in porno's, and feel insufficient.Likewise, I know there are size queens out there, but they're not "average" women.

All in all, I know "it's not how big your pencil is, rather, how well your penmanship is" And really, If you're with a woman, and she's sad because of a small dick, she's probably not one to bring home to mom anyway, is she?

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January 22nd, 2010, 12:17 PM	#11
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,000 Thanked 60,210 Times in 4,401 Posts	The day that I was born (oh boy) my father nearly died He couldn't get my nappies on, how matter how he tried 'Cos I was born with an extra leg, and since that day begun I had to learn to stand on my own three feet Believe me that's no fun I'm Jake the Peg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um With my extra leg, diddle-iddle-iddle-um

January 22nd, 2010, 03:01 PM	#13
MrKinkade Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 211 Thanks: 467 Thanked 1,452 Times in 205 Posts	Guys get down to your local supermarket and measure yourself up to one of these.. watch out for any MILFS or Cougars they just might eat you alive

January 22nd, 2010, 07:30 PM	#14
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	I betya mines bigger than yours

January 22nd, 2010, 09:49 PM	#15
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 971 Thanks: 13,806 Thanked 12,964 Times in 957 Posts	I don't like to boast but...

January 22nd, 2010, 10:34 PM	#18
Sharkhunter Gusset Man & Jizzmaster Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Wanking, but not the city in China Posts: 2,037 Thanks: 5,197 Thanked 34,660 Times in 2,021 Posts	lol at this thread... Let's just say I'm packing enough down there to have kept every girl I have been with satisfied. Though they're usually quickly asleep as a result of my boring bedtime chit-chat.

January 22nd, 2010, 11:24 PM	#19
bawjaws Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 971 Thanks: 13,806 Thanked 12,964 Times in 957 Posts	beware of those penis enlargement ads.. sometimes you can overdo the treatment

January 23rd, 2010, 12:05 AM	#20
anklebiter Palerider Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 509 Thanks: 5,603 Thanked 9,862 Times in 515 Posts	In my heart, I believe size does matter.In my experience, women are uncomfortable with a big dick. No, I'm not saying I'm John Holmes-I consider myself average.I've heard "ouch" a few times, and there's no way in hell I'm getting anal from my wife, (though she's game to try now and then). My point is I think men see these huge dicks on the internet and in porno's, and feel insufficient.Likewise, I know there are size queens out there, but they're not "average" women. All in all, I know "it's not how big your pencil is, rather, how well your penmanship is" And really, If you're with a woman, and she's sad because of a small dick, she's probably not one to bring home to mom anyway, is she?