Billy Bunter's Desert Island Thread

**billybunter** · July 6th, 2009, 03:54 PM

Ok folks, you're going to be on a desert island. You are allowed five items; one porno mag or film, one record, one book, and two other choices.

Me,p#/vate life of jane darling, The Who "Quadrophenia", Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse & an endless supply of beer & a sofa.

avidfan · July 6th, 2009, 04:29 PM

id take blade, def leppards adrenalize, charlie and the chocolate factory by roald dahl, a kfc outlet and an unlimited supply of fanta fruit twist.

**retro72** · July 6th, 2009, 04:33 PM

Any copy of Mayfair that had Kirsten Imrie in it
Stravinsky's Rite Of Spring
Second Variety by Philip K Dick
Exactly the same as BB in terms of beer
And at the risk of cheating a laptop that somehow still managed to connect to the net

charliedog · July 6th, 2009, 07:22 PM

- Breakin' It (the uncut version)

- Bitches Brew

- Truly Tasteless joke book

- XM / Sirius portable radio (got to get my Opie and Anthony)

- my pillow (from my bed)

DevinnLaneLover · July 6th, 2009, 08:31 PM

Porno movie: Buttman's Big Tit Adventure (just for the Fawn Miller scene alone).

Book: The Stand by Stephen King. Love that book.

Music: Beatles "Red Album"

Necessity: Cigarettes!

**imtrying** · July 6th, 2009, 08:34 PM

"The Jeannie Pepper Collection" (3-disc porn DVD set), "All Things Must Pass" by George Harrison (the album I can't live without), "Ten Years That Shook the World" (a great book on the Fabs by the editors of Mojo), a huge flat screen TV/DVD set up to enjoy my film and album on, and an endless supply of thin crust pizza with salami and double cheese (extra well done so the cheese is brown and toasty).

MaxJoker · August 6th, 2009, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

Ok folks, you're going to be on a desert island. You are allowed five items; one porno mag or film, one record, one book, and two other choices.

Record

Since as luck would have it this tenth edition comes with a free gift of a fully stocked unpretentious little get about

The two extra things

Solar powered satellite locked 19inch laptop (Anything but a Dell ) with free high quality web cam (Gee`s another free gift , what were the chances ?) ,so i could maintain my Mod duties and send back some nice images of swaying coconuts.

Which brings me onto my second choice

Lacy Chabert

So she doesn`t get lonely

Satiros · August 6th, 2009, 05:08 PM

Andrew Blake's Secrets + Sora's Re.Sort + Ballard's Crash + lifetime supply of peanut butter + an electric likembe

**brianwp** · August 7th, 2009, 09:09 AM

That's too hard to answer. First of all, I won't need no porno mag or video. (For reasons that will become apparent later on). Besides, I have a life full of personal experiences that put most of today's "porn" to shame. One record? It would have to be a really long one, otherwise I'd be better off with none. No matter how much I loved it, it would become pretty weak after a thousand plays. Same with a book, but not as much. I guess an encyclopedia or a survival guide would do the best in this situation. Two more things? Well, all the computers and such won't work very well without electricity. So, a generator. But then you need fuel. And food would be nice. Oh, and the last thing, (since I didn't take the record or the porno), would be Jessica Biel. Yep. That would work.

**billybunter** · February 27th, 2010, 01:12 AM

I forgot the pizza delivery menu

July 6th, 2009, 03:54 PM	#1
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,444 Times in 14,171 Posts	Billy Bunter's Desert Island Thread Ok folks, you're going to be on a desert island. You are allowed five items; one porno mag or film, one record, one book, and two other choices. Me,p#/vate life of jane darling, The Who "Quadrophenia", Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse & an endless supply of beer & a sofa.

July 6th, 2009, 04:29 PM	#2
avidfan Blocked! Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 171 Thanks: 164 Thanked 390 Times in 120 Posts	id take blade, def leppards adrenalize, charlie and the chocolate factory by roald dahl, a kfc outlet and an unlimited supply of fanta fruit twist.

July 6th, 2009, 04:33 PM	#3
retro72 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Weirdsville Posts: 776 Thanks: 5,007 Thanked 9,138 Times in 774 Posts	Any copy of Mayfair that had Kirsten Imrie in it Stravinsky's Rite Of Spring Second Variety by Philip K Dick Exactly the same as BB in terms of beer And at the risk of cheating a laptop that somehow still managed to connect to the net

July 6th, 2009, 07:22 PM	#4
charliedog Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 199 Thanks: 12,151 Thanked 1,584 Times in 184 Posts	- Breakin' It (the uncut version) - Bitches Brew - Truly Tasteless joke book - XM / Sirius portable radio (got to get my Opie and Anthony) - my pillow (from my bed)

July 6th, 2009, 08:31 PM	#5
DevinnLaneLover Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 265 Thanks: 2,458 Thanked 1,769 Times in 208 Posts	Porno movie: Buttman's Big Tit Adventure (just for the Fawn Miller scene alone). Book: The Stand by Stephen King. Love that book. Music: Beatles "Red Album" Necessity: Cigarettes!

July 6th, 2009, 08:34 PM	#6
imtrying Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 14,832 Thanked 17,255 Times in 1,043 Posts	"The Jeannie Pepper Collection" (3-disc porn DVD set), "All Things Must Pass" by George Harrison (the album I can't live without), "Ten Years That Shook the World" (a great book on the Fabs by the editors of Mojo), a huge flat screen TV/DVD set up to enjoy my film and album on, and an endless supply of thin crust pizza with salami and double cheese (extra well done so the cheese is brown and toasty).

August 6th, 2009, 05:08 PM	#8
Satiros Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: san francisco Posts: 77 Thanks: 146 Thanked 1,513 Times in 77 Posts	Andrew Blake's Secrets + Sora's Re.Sort + Ballard's Crash + lifetime supply of peanut butter + an electric likembe

August 7th, 2009, 09:09 AM	#9
brianwp Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 1,464 Thanks: 4,856 Thanked 25,716 Times in 1,431 Posts	That's too hard to answer. First of all, I won't need no porno mag or video. (For reasons that will become apparent later on). Besides, I have a life full of personal experiences that put most of today's "porn" to shame. One record? It would have to be a really long one, otherwise I'd be better off with none. No matter how much I loved it, it would become pretty weak after a thousand plays. Same with a book, but not as much. I guess an encyclopedia or a survival guide would do the best in this situation. Two more things? Well, all the computers and such won't work very well without electricity. So, a generator. But then you need fuel. And food would be nice. Oh, and the last thing, (since I didn't take the record or the porno), would be Jessica Biel. Yep. That would work.

February 27th, 2010, 01:12 AM	#10
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,444 Times in 14,171 Posts	I forgot the pizza delivery menu