Questions for our British friends - Page 386

**@llatse@** · September 17th, 2017, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

A fruit fly is nothing like a banana.

Better get to Specsavers.

It's a play on words......way above your intelligence level dear boy

Buy a dictionary more than one meaning for the word "like"

C'mon this is VEF.......not twitface

**bloke57** · September 17th, 2017, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by @llatse@

It's a play on words......way above your intelligence level dear boy

Buy a dictionary more than one meaning for the word "like"

C'mon this is VEF.......not twitface

D'oh. Silly me.

**@llatse@** · September 17th, 2017, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

D'oh. Silly me.

.....and suddenly peace broke out in the world, Trump hugged Kim Jong Un......Isis.....became Ices and went off in an Ice Cream Van. Putin went to live in a commune/kibbutz, Jews love Palestinians........then the f**king H-bomb went off....damn you Fox News.

**seany65** · September 21st, 2017, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by haroldeye

The Army asylum in India was at Deolali.

Also the place the Concert Party was originally based in "It ain't half hot mum".

**seany65** · September 21st, 2017, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by xyzde69

Does it mean that British people like to hate almost everybody or get a lot of ennemies?

We don't actually 'hate' everybody. We are a bit 'miffed' at the existance of most (french, german, italian etc.etc.), but we realise that we have to put up with it and we manage this by using our 'stiff upper lip'.

'Mancunians' (people from Manchester, the City at the centre of the entire universe, like me) are allowed to really dislike 'Scousers'.

But we would actually hate next-door Neighbours who were half Scouse, half French and half German, due to the fact that they are made up of four things we dislike.

~~bigtrain45~~ · September 21st, 2017, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by seany65

We don't actually 'hate' everybody. We are a bit 'miffed' at the existance of most (french, german, italian etc.etc.), but we realise that we have to put up with it and we manage this by using our 'stiff upper lip'.

'Mancunians' (people from Manchester, the City at the centre of the entire universe, like me) are allowed to really dislike 'Scousers'.

But we would actually hate next-door Neighbours who were half Scouse, half French and half German, due to the fact that they are made up of four things we dislike.

Be careful. If you hate the Italians and Spanish too you'll have no edible food in the UK.

**haroldeye** · September 21st, 2017, 06:42 AM

We'll have good British curries thank you Bigtrain.

Actually I don't think the Brits hate foreigners, they just find them all very amusing.

**ManofKent** · September 21st, 2017, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by haroldeye

Actually I don't think the Brits hate foreigners, they just find them all very amusing.

I'm sure the National Front and the EDL will be glad to hear that...

Sam Spade · September 21st, 2017, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ManofKent

I'm sure the National Front and the EDL will be glad to hear that...

Those wankers make up a very small proportion of the British population.

**@llatse@** · September 23rd, 2017, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by bigtrain45

Be careful. If you hate the Italians and Spanish too you'll have no edible food in the UK.

Good job too......bloody foreign muck.....what's wrong with egg n chips.

We don't hate foreigners......we hate the loss of the British Empire when we went off to "civilise" the rest of you. Now nobody takes us seriously anymore

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haroldeye Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfwitistan Posts: 5,716 Thanks: 113,534 Thanked 59,972 Times in 5,708 Posts	We'll have good British curries thank you Bigtrain. Actually I don't think the Brits hate foreigners, they just find them all very amusing.