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March 25th, 2017, 04:23 PM	#4011
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	I think hes saying Cerberus does anal....................... __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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I think hes saying Cerberus does anal.......................

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Hey go for it, I dare you.

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Not sure - but he does give good heads.

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Not sure - but he does give good heads.

and your reply, Sir

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Plenty of vintage camel toes in this thread.

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You did not take your dentist's advice. Brush your teeth twice a day, floss, don't eat too many sweets!!

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Oh shit!

I thought he said "don't eat too many Swedes"

If I'd been paying attention, Lars and Sven would be alive today.

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Has anyone seen my drinking buddy Lars????
He disappeared not long ago and it's his turn to buy the beer.

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I could never understand, and it makes no sense to me why dentists would hand out that advice ... if their patients never got decay or cavities and all had perfect teeth they (dentists) would be out of a job!

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Reminds me of the old conundrum:-

You live on a remote island - there are only two dentists. One has wonderful teeth and the other has terrible teeth. Which one should you go to?

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Dentists make most of their money not from filling cavities, but from doing much more expensive things like making bridge work, doing root canals, putting on crowns, fitting people with false teeth and other things.

Gentlemen, Gentlemen, Gentlemen .........

Who is he

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