What annoys you the most ? - Page 246

**Mal Hombre** · April 16th, 2011, 01:49 PM

It's about time police officers were stopped from selling information to the tabloids,it's a rephrehensible abuse of position and officers caught should be sacked.

**billybunter** · April 16th, 2011, 01:52 PM

Shoosh! Mrs BB is washing up. I don't know how a women can slam a glass and not break it. Lot's of tuts BB is going outside.

**blondifan** · April 16th, 2011, 02:45 PM

Ever wondered about the word, Goat?
I think it may be an abbreviation of "go at".
Seriously, these buggers will have a 'go at' anything!

I was in my mates farm shed today, spray painting some machinery, when in wanders a well cared for and obviously uninhibited goat.

At least five times!

Five times i chased him out.

I had to leave the door open for ventilation and had no idea where he came from.
All i know is that i had limited time and some two-pack paint that was rapidly 'going off'!

Never let anyone tell you the devil doesn't exist when your flat on your back, spraygun in hand, looking into the eyes of a goat.

Tonight there is one less white Saanen goat in the hills of Tasmania.

And one more "hyper yellow", kinda goldy coloured one.

Na, just messing with ya.

**mellowyellow** · April 16th, 2011, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Gaythoughts

I'll tell you exactly what upsets me.. Is when I get up in the morning and I obviously have to take a shower. Those very first seconds that you step in and its cold on your body. That fkn sucks and it wakes you up preventing you from sleeping at all the rest of the day!

Why don't you just wait that number of seconds?

**mellowyellow** · April 16th, 2011, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dohupa

Definitely something on your setup (e.g. browser, OS etc). I've been using the Basic Upload option forever without any issues whatsoever. I can upload 10 pics of about 1 to 1.5 meg each at top speed .....

Same here!

MaxJoker · April 16th, 2011, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Gaythoughts

I'll tell you exactly what upsets me.. Is when I get up in the morning and I obviously have to take a shower. Those very first seconds that you step in and its cold on your body. That fkn sucks and it wakes you up preventing you from sleeping at all the rest of the day!

Why would you want to sleep through the rest of the day , what are you a high court judge

The again going by your username maybe i needn`t have bothered asking , because you`re either a judge or a Tory cabinet minister .

**billybunter** · April 16th, 2011, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Why would you want to sleep through the rest of the day , what are you a high court judge

The again going by your username maybe i needn`t have bothered asking , because you`re either a judge or a Tory cabinet minister .

When I did Jury service one old bollicks of a judge slept through the case. they have mikes and all you could hear was Lord Chief snoring. I don't blame him I was on the verge of sleep. Thing is, when he was required to say anything he was awake

his wig never fell off either. He let us go out early for lunch because he said it was a "glorious day" how he knew I don't know. I went to the pub for a pint. On returning to the court Lord Chief was still snoring. His eyes fluttered a few times. At four in the afternoon we were dismissed. I had a plastic cup-empty that I wanted to throw at him. Don't think that would have have been wise.

**palo5** · April 16th, 2011, 05:56 PM

Why do judges sleep?

Are they not fed properly, or do they have to service women all night?

**billybunter** · April 16th, 2011, 07:17 PM

Thinking back on the A&E-ER debate, I have been scolded a few times; not being nasty but confused. Get back to bed BB! Then I realise I need to piss. It is bit like being back at school- can I piss

Then a nice nurse tells you to take two rights and a left. At this point I just ask where are the bogs.

MaxJoker · April 16th, 2011, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Why do judges sleep?

They sleep as in they doze , as in they day dream , as in they drift away , as in they care not for the principles of justice and fairness , more about their pensions and privileges.

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

Are they not fed properly

Oh they`re fed alright, in fact over fed .

I refer the comrade member to my previous use of the words pensions and privileges

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Originally Posted by palo5

or do they have to service women all night?

Women

You obviously know little about the inner nature of our supposed " Betters"

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blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,003 Thanked 60,212 Times in 4,401 Posts	Go-ats - an untethered animal Ever wondered about the word, Goat? I think it may be an abbreviation of "go at". Seriously, these buggers will have a 'go at' anything! I was in my mates farm shed today, spray painting some machinery, when in wanders a well cared for and obviously uninhibited goat. At least five times! Five times i chased him out. I had to leave the door open for ventilation and had no idea where he came from. All i know is that i had limited time and some two-pack paint that was rapidly 'going off'! Never let anyone tell you the devil doesn't exist when your flat on your back, spraygun in hand, looking into the eyes of a goat. Tonight there is one less white Saanen goat in the hills of Tasmania. And one more "hyper yellow", kinda goldy coloured one. Na, just messing with ya.

April 16th, 2011, 07:17 PM	#2459
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,378 Times in 14,171 Posts	Thinking back on the A&E-ER debate, I have been scolded a few times; not being nasty but confused. Get back to bed BB! Then I realise I need to piss. It is bit like being back at school- can I piss Then a nice nurse tells you to take two rights and a left. At this point I just ask where are the bogs. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 16th, 2011, 05:56 PM	#2458
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,662 Times in 16,567 Posts	Why do judges sleep? Are they not fed properly, or do they have to service women all night?