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Old August 18th, 2018, 07:57 AM   #6351
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Old August 18th, 2018, 12:43 PM   #6352
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You're in the woods camping and you have for protection a big shotgun. That night you see a big black grizzly bear coming down upon you. Do you use your shotgun or run away?
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You and you bear friend of yours see a human coming : Do you use your shotgun or run away?
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You and you bear friend of yours see a human coming : Do you use your shotgun or run away?
Shoot that rascal, then run away. Humans are extremely dangerous and you
never know what they are going to do.

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Yes I do. And I have done it with flint and steel and also with a
magnifying glass. I was a Boy Scout back when there were Boy Scouts
and Girl Scouts. I also survived military survival training. The Boy Scouts
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Throw him a lifeline Or Hillary Clinton tied to an anvil ?
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