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Old May 26th, 2017, 07:25 PM   #3321
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This is the biggest I could get,I wanted The Tartan one with the white end but that turned out to be the sex shop manager's thermos..
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Old May 27th, 2017, 02:44 AM   #3323
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"A sound sleeper are you? Your room is all the way down the hall at the end"

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Old May 27th, 2017, 11:22 AM   #3324
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"A sound sleeper are you? Your room is all the way down the hall at the end"

Property in Colorado has become scarce and so some residents there have been forced to take whatever they can get!
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"A sound sleeper are you? Your room is all the way down the hall at the end"

Forgetting to use the East door Nathaniel went out to retrieve the morning newspaper and was never seen or heard from again!
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Unfortunately Aunt Josephine's Irish builders, had her designs for the sea facing cottage, the wrong way round.

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Old May 28th, 2017, 02:05 AM   #3327
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Possibly why many golf tournaments are called "Opens"
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Here we see E attempting to sink a putt on the 18th .. er, 19th hole!
If E loses his ball he ain't even gonna bother looking for it
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Old May 30th, 2017, 01:59 AM   #3330
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