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February 17th, 2019, 05:10 AM | #351 |
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February 18th, 2019, 02:42 AM | #352 |
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352. I see your out walking your husband. Make sure you pick up his poop
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February 18th, 2019, 05:21 PM | #353 |
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Jeez thanks for the "Advice" Jomama.. It didn't make her even smile , let alone drop her frilly lacy (I've imagined) knickers !
353 ~ Hmmm that cup of tea and hobnob biscuit sure were tasty Doris ... So what better way to finish other than with a violent rape ?
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February 19th, 2019, 01:33 AM | #354 |
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354. the inside of your mouth feels like course sandpaper
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February 21st, 2019, 01:50 AM | #355 |
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355. how are the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting going ?
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February 21st, 2019, 09:56 AM | #356 |
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356 Thanks for that. needed it... Mind if I wipe it on the curtains?
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February 22nd, 2019, 06:27 PM | #357 |
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Exactly Fellow Forum Fellas , I can't believe she refused either !
357 ~ I've been told my penis resembles a traditional Sicilian salami , do you mind giving me a second opinion ?
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February 26th, 2019, 02:56 AM | #358 |
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358. your vagina looks like a atomic bomb testing site
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February 26th, 2019, 03:10 AM | #359 |
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359. Is my wife gonna wind up looking like you?
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February 26th, 2019, 03:37 PM | #360 |
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Well excuse me for wanting to ice break the silence
360 ~ So , do you prolapse as easily as Blanche ?
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