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Old December 17th, 2016, 04:28 PM   #181
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Yes, I was horny and Santeefats said it was OK to go in dry.
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Old December 17th, 2016, 05:01 PM   #182
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I've been under so much stress to post this picture.
..two clicks left followed by seven to the right & the safe popped open
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Old December 18th, 2016, 04:38 PM   #183
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..the two chicks left, laughing like hyenas, after my zipper popped open.
Sorry to hear that, but I trust you took the situation in hand?
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Jolly queer that, trust you took them both in hand?

No I damn well did not , had enough of that sort of vigorous nonsense during my Mod oral exam
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Old December 23rd, 2016, 07:07 PM   #186
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What do you mean "I wear an empty hat." Explain yourself.
He's saying your elevator don't go to the top floor.
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Old December 23rd, 2016, 07:43 PM   #187
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I'm saying your elevator don't go to the top floor.
That wasn't a nice thing to say.
But merry Christmas to you anyway.
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I think one of the members should reply to the dating site of doom and keep us appraised on how close the ladies description matches the reality. Maybe we could post the ladies photos and vote on who the lucky member should contact. I'll have to remove myself from the list of eligible members as I spend weekends trying for a really good wank and during the week I'm busy with making toys to lure disadvantaged children, wanking myself blind, and between making deliveries for for my drug connection, I drive the highways while drinking vodka straight from the bottle. So who wants to volunteer, who knows you might end up meeting the love of your life.
Sorry, but I spend the weekend mugging unsuspecting tourists, and weekdays incarcerated, making bail, going to court and making payments to my bail bondsman.
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Sorry, but I spend the weekend mugging unsuspecting tourists, and making payments to my bondage-man.
TMI! TMI!
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