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February 17th, 2019, 05:10 AM	#351
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,759 Times in 7,170 Posts	351 Bought you a dog? Poor animal..

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February 18th, 2019, 05:21 PM	#353
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,512 Times in 69,067 Posts	Jeez thanks for the "Advice" Jomama.. It didn't make her even smile , let alone drop her frilly lacy (I've imagined) knickers ! 353 ~ Hmmm that cup of tea and hobnob biscuit sure were tasty Doris ... So what better way to finish other than with a violent rape ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 19th, 2019, 01:33 AM	#354
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,077 Times in 29,852 Posts	354. the inside of your mouth feels like course sandpaper __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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February 21st, 2019, 01:50 AM	#355
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,077 Times in 29,852 Posts	355. how are the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting going ? __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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February 21st, 2019, 09:56 AM	#356
Staffsyeoman Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,268 Thanks: 34,170 Thanked 26,750 Times in 2,159 Posts	356 Thanks for that. needed it... Mind if I wipe it on the curtains?

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February 22nd, 2019, 06:27 PM	#357
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,512 Times in 69,067 Posts	Exactly Fellow Forum Fellas , I can't believe she refused either ! 357 ~ I've been told my penis resembles a traditional Sicilian salami , do you mind giving me a second opinion ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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February 26th, 2019, 02:56 AM	#358
jomama Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Living in Silliness Posts: 29,738 Thanks: 3,492,584 Thanked 344,077 Times in 29,852 Posts	358. your vagina looks like a atomic bomb testing site __________________ all the credit goes to original posters Avatar is Smeagol My Precious with Toilet Paper

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February 26th, 2019, 03:10 AM	#359
ldmforever Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 652 Thanks: 3,728 Thanked 7,655 Times in 650 Posts	359. Is my wife gonna wind up looking like you?

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February 26th, 2019, 03:37 PM	#360
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,512 Times in 69,067 Posts	Well excuse me for wanting to ice break the silence 360 ~ So , do you prolapse as easily as Blanche ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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