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February 11th, 2018, 05:09 AM	#13021
maildude Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In postal purgatory Posts: 760 Thanks: 1,162 Thanked 14,111 Times in 748 Posts	Me Being A Smartass Chapter 1: At The Checkout Cashier: Would you like your milk in a bag, sir? Me: No. Just leave it in the carton. __________________ LET FREEDOM WAIT

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February 11th, 2018, 07:04 AM	#13022
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,287 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Torres had died and gone to heaven St. Peter had one question before he could let Torres enter the God's kingdom "What is the name of god's son" "Jesus" "No. You have to go to the other place." "But I Said Jesus" "no, You said Hesus"

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February 11th, 2018, 11:18 AM	#13023
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,883 Thanked 69,311 Times in 3,171 Posts	Meditation? Let me have a think about it.

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February 11th, 2018, 04:37 PM	#13024
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 165,853 Thanked 114,822 Times in 9,416 Posts	__________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?

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February 11th, 2018, 06:11 PM	#13025
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,287 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Asked a member of the Flat Earth Society to describe the form of a sphere

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February 12th, 2018, 10:39 PM	#13026
maildude Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In postal purgatory Posts: 760 Thanks: 1,162 Thanked 14,111 Times in 748 Posts	I saw this sweet poor old lady fall down the stairs and hurt herself this morning. At least I assume she was poor because I didn’t find more than 3 dollars in her wallet. __________________ LET FREEDOM WAIT

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February 14th, 2018, 02:49 PM	#13027
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,923 Thanked 127,779 Times in 3,570 Posts	''Do you sell valentine cards that say: 'Sweetheart, you're the only one for me'. '' ''Of course'' ''I'll take 16, please'' __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

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February 14th, 2018, 09:39 PM	#13028
photoflex Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Location: Location Posts: 3,583 Thanks: 37,923 Thanked 127,779 Times in 3,570 Posts	''And now for a registration of Sleeping Beauty on BBC TwoTwo'' __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I love your thanks, but please thank the original posters first.

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February 15th, 2018, 12:31 AM	#13029
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	As the Frog Prince said to his beloved: Hoppy Valentine's Day!

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February 15th, 2018, 10:27 AM	#13030
machman Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 508 Thanks: 5,185 Thanked 15,484 Times in 494 Posts	I asked a LA call girl if she would take American Express? She told me I could go as fast as I like.

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