Did your mum find your porn mags? - Page 5

diddy999 · August 11th, 2008, 11:29 PM

Yes. I naievly thought they were out of sight in some storage boxes in my bookshelf. I was a bit puzzled on a few occasions that the magazines were in a different order from how I had left them or the box turned round but didn't really think she ws looking at them. She didn't say anything for about 3 years but one day asked me to get rid of them which I agreed to but ignored!

However when I returned from uni one holiday they had all gone. By the time I had gone to Uni I had started to collect Sullivan mags which I think she might have thought were really hard porn ( I suppose they were by the standards of the day) I kept those for several years unit I moved in with my girlfriend - now wife and had a clear out. Something I now regret

**Leprechaun** · August 12th, 2008, 05:19 PM

The good news: My mum never found the 4 CC magazines that I had cached in my desk.

The bad news: My mum found the 30 CC magazines instead that my dad had cached in the attic ...

licketysplit · August 12th, 2008, 06:32 PM

I used to pick up odd bits of porn out and about - pages ripped out of mags usually - and I hid these away carefully - so I thought!

One day they had gone; not a word was said though...

After leaving home, I built up various collections that I disposed of at each house move, but the last collection grew to an enormous size before being discovered.

There's nothing more heart-breaking than seeing 15 years of wank-fodder being taken to the tip by your better half...

It's been a great pleasure to meet some old friends on this site!

RoeDox · August 12th, 2008, 07:41 PM

I had an old computer in my bedroom and actually used to hide my mags inside it by unscrewing the top then resealing it (it was a big old computer, about 15 years before the PC) - top hiding place.

**Bovon** · August 12th, 2008, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by licketysplit

There's nothing more heart-breaking than seeing 15 years of wank-fodder being taken to the tip by your better half...

LS - Y'know, there's over a hundred-thousand members on VEF now, if I (or anybody) had a £ or $ for every one who has also told the same story as you, they'd probably be a hundred-thousand £s or $s richer!!
Welcome to VEF by the way!

ptx4 · August 12th, 2008, 09:58 PM

What a strange attitude many women have to porn...If they don't like it, then don't look at it but why so many better halves and moms keep throwing it away? Is it some sort of jealousness or what? Oo
So much of scan-fodder for these days wasted...

johnchirac · August 12th, 2008, 10:30 PM

It's good to hear all these stories and I want to thank everybody for being open
about this topic ! And I to think that I considered myself as a pervo because I was buying kinky magazines when I was 16 !!! It's funny to see the influence of the education from your parents on how you are going to reflect on your sexuality

Pnin · August 13th, 2008, 01:55 AM

Jeez why dont they build secret compartments between bed and mattress. Man teenage boys are a bunch of idiots.

After that 'episode' (no confrontatiion, natch) I found a better place I don't think was ever found out.

Pnin · August 13th, 2008, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by kToi

My first recollection of seeing a porno mag was the odd crumpled page or so we used to find occasionally in the local woods, Wtf was that all about?

Yeah it was funny finding porn in all sorts of random places -- an abandoned danky trailer, under some boulders, behind the a-frame shed -- basically, places no one except 12 year olds would look.

I think it helped me snarf out porn later. I could walk down any street on trash night, and if there was porn about the 'radar' would pick it up and I'd have some new mags.

AbuHamza69 · August 14th, 2008, 10:29 AM

When I was about 17 my stash mysteriously went missing, i.e. my mum found it and chucked it out. I was heartbroken for years - my stash was quality and included about 20 CC mags. However, upon finding this site, I'm now able to revisit those mags that meant so much to me. Seeing those cumshots once again after so many years is like bumping into old friends!

August 11th, 2008, 11:29 PM	#41
diddy999 Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 21 Thanks: 620 Thanked 729 Times in 19 Posts	Yes. I naievly thought they were out of sight in some storage boxes in my bookshelf. I was a bit puzzled on a few occasions that the magazines were in a different order from how I had left them or the box turned round but didn't really think she ws looking at them. She didn't say anything for about 3 years but one day asked me to get rid of them which I agreed to but ignored! However when I returned from uni one holiday they had all gone. By the time I had gone to Uni I had started to collect Sullivan mags which I think she might have thought were really hard porn ( I suppose they were by the standards of the day) I kept those for several years unit I moved in with my girlfriend - now wife and had a clear out. Something I now regret

August 12th, 2008, 05:19 PM	#42
Leprechaun Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 5,013 Thanks: 23,651 Thanked 77,938 Times in 4,988 Posts	The good news: My mum never found the 4 CC magazines that I had cached in my desk. The bad news: My mum found the 30 CC magazines instead that my dad had cached in the attic ...

August 12th, 2008, 06:32 PM	#43
licketysplit Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 164 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 2,782 Times in 150 Posts	I used to pick up odd bits of porn out and about - pages ripped out of mags usually - and I hid these away carefully - so I thought! One day they had gone; not a word was said though... After leaving home, I built up various collections that I disposed of at each house move, but the last collection grew to an enormous size before being discovered. There's nothing more heart-breaking than seeing 15 years of wank-fodder being taken to the tip by your better half... It's been a great pleasure to meet some old friends on this site!

August 12th, 2008, 07:41 PM	#44
RoeDox Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 14 Thanks: 69 Thanked 83 Times in 13 Posts	I had an old computer in my bedroom and actually used to hide my mags inside it by unscrewing the top then resealing it (it was a big old computer, about 15 years before the PC) - top hiding place.

August 12th, 2008, 09:58 PM	#46
ptx4 Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Czech rep. Posts: 75 Thanks: 7,073 Thanked 2,834 Times in 73 Posts	What a strange attitude many women have to porn...If they don't like it, then don't look at it but why so many better halves and moms keep throwing it away? Is it some sort of jealousness or what? Oo So much of scan-fodder for these days wasted...

August 12th, 2008, 10:30 PM	#47
johnchirac Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 28 Thanks: 131 Thanked 167 Times in 21 Posts	It's good to hear all these stories and I want to thank everybody for being open about this topic ! And I to think that I considered myself as a pervo because I was buying kinky magazines when I was 16 !!! It's funny to see the influence of the education from your parents on how you are going to reflect on your sexuality

August 13th, 2008, 01:55 AM	#48
Pnin Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 87 Thanks: 374 Thanked 1,590 Times in 75 Posts	Jeez why dont they build secret compartments between bed and mattress. Man teenage boys are a bunch of idiots. After that 'episode' (no confrontatiion, natch) I found a better place I don't think was ever found out.

August 14th, 2008, 10:29 AM	#50
AbuHamza69 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 6 Thanks: 9 Thanked 23 Times in 2 Posts	When I was about 17 my stash mysteriously went missing, i.e. my mum found it and chucked it out. I was heartbroken for years - my stash was quality and included about 20 CC mags. However, upon finding this site, I'm now able to revisit those mags that meant so much to me. Seeing those cumshots once again after so many years is like bumping into old friends!