Words Of Wisdom - Page 21

Solid · October 30th, 2016, 03:25 PM

Confucius he say "man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day".

**mrfixit** · October 31st, 2016, 01:13 PM

**bfg9000** · November 12th, 2016, 02:03 AM

"Life is all about asses. . .You're either covering it, Laughing it off, Kicking it, Kissing it, Busting it, Trying to get a piece of it, Or behaving like one! - Saying on a T-Shirt.

**bfg9000** · November 14th, 2016, 03:11 PM

"May the fleas of a Thousand Camels infest the crotch the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch!" - Saying on a T-Shirt

**bfg9000** · November 17th, 2016, 02:34 PM

"I think a man with a helmet defending our country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending a football" - Saying on a T-Shirt

**ruffroundedges** · November 19th, 2016, 05:47 PM

"Hey Dumbass, dont face into the wind when you pee!"
Something I had to tell my son when he was 3 years old.

**bloke57** · November 20th, 2016, 10:04 AM

Conversation with other half last night...

We were talking about those blokes (think Russell Brand) who boast about having slept with many women.

Other half pointed out that one-nighters prove nothing. It's only when the lady wants to sleep with you a second time that you have something to write home about.

**moreteavicar** · November 20th, 2016, 01:26 PM

Eye tiddly eye tie, shite or bust, never let your bollocks dangle in the dust!

**otokonomidori** · November 20th, 2016, 10:07 PM

"No use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump six feet!"

**mrfixit** · December 12th, 2016, 06:51 PM

They say money can't buy happiness but, it can buy food and sex ....... pretty much the same thing.

October 30th, 2016, 03:25 PM	#201
Solid Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 200 Thanks: 21,134 Thanked 2,940 Times in 199 Posts	Confucius he say "man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day". __________________ Cheese with everything!

October 31st, 2016, 01:13 PM	#202
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November 12th, 2016, 02:03 AM	#203
bfg9000 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In between Shirley Manson's thighs mostly Posts: 683 Thanks: 11,930 Thanked 7,322 Times in 645 Posts	"Life is all about asses. . .You're either covering it, Laughing it off, Kicking it, Kissing it, Busting it, Trying to get a piece of it, Or behaving like one! - Saying on a T-Shirt. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ] To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "I am the head of my state, the minister of my own church" --- Shirley Manson "I am immortal now so watch out you freaks!"--- Shirley Manson

November 14th, 2016, 03:11 PM	#204
bfg9000 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In between Shirley Manson's thighs mostly Posts: 683 Thanks: 11,930 Thanked 7,322 Times in 645 Posts	"May the fleas of a Thousand Camels infest the crotch the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch!" - Saying on a T-Shirt __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ] To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "I am the head of my state, the minister of my own church" --- Shirley Manson "I am immortal now so watch out you freaks!"--- Shirley Manson

November 17th, 2016, 02:34 PM	#205
bfg9000 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In between Shirley Manson's thighs mostly Posts: 683 Thanks: 11,930 Thanked 7,322 Times in 645 Posts	"I think a man with a helmet defending our country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending a football" - Saying on a T-Shirt __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. ] To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "I am the head of my state, the minister of my own church" --- Shirley Manson "I am immortal now so watch out you freaks!"--- Shirley Manson

November 19th, 2016, 05:47 PM	#206
ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,996 Times in 5,282 Posts	"Hey Dumbass, dont face into the wind when you pee!" Something I had to tell my son when he was 3 years old. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 20th, 2016, 10:04 AM	#207
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Conversation with other half last night... We were talking about those blokes (think Russell Brand) who boast about having slept with many women. Other half pointed out that one-nighters prove nothing. It's only when the lady wants to sleep with you a second time that you have something to write home about.

November 20th, 2016, 01:26 PM	#208
moreteavicar Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 1,284 Thanks: 32,539 Thanked 19,171 Times in 1,256 Posts	Eye tiddly eye tie, shite or bust, never let your bollocks dangle in the dust! __________________ 5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.

November 20th, 2016, 10:07 PM	#209
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,318 Thanks: 39,032 Thanked 122,441 Times in 8,318 Posts	"No use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump six feet!"

December 12th, 2016, 06:51 PM	#210
mrfixit Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Elm Street Posts: 9,401 Thanks: 166,066 Thanked 114,860 Times in 9,416 Posts	They say money can't buy happiness but, it can buy food and sex ....... pretty much the same thing. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator?