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Old December 18th, 2016, 05:53 AM   #1211
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Old December 18th, 2016, 12:43 PM   #1212
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Old December 20th, 2016, 10:11 PM   #1215
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Old December 22nd, 2016, 01:20 PM   #1216
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Old December 22nd, 2016, 04:07 PM   #1218
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He can never turn away the good stuff!!

Hell yes I can

After my ninth helping


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His solution: take a 20 mile bike ride all over Norwich every morning.

Well if you want me to get all depressed each morning ok.
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Then 1,000 push ups

So cut back on my daily push up exertions by a couple thousand you`re saying
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then in the evening a 10 mile hike with an 80 pound knapsack of rocks on his back.

You said rocks , right


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Old December 22nd, 2016, 09:43 PM   #1219
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