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Old November 20th, 2016, 04:53 PM   #381
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I bet that took some grit
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Old November 20th, 2016, 04:59 PM   #382
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Finally a Fellow Forum Fella who`s jokes are on a par with my own


Typing of jokes , this next "Lady" questions why she keeps getting "Suggestive" messages



I don't know why either
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Old November 22nd, 2016, 12:19 PM   #383
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Finally a Fellow Forum Fella who`s jokes are on a par with my own


Typing of jokes , this next "Lady" questions why she keeps getting "Suggestive" messages



I don't know why either
With that bare sole showing? There's a whole thread on it. All she had to do was use the search?
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Old November 22nd, 2016, 01:26 PM   #384
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Typing of jokes , this next "Lady" questions why she keeps getting "Suggestive" messages



I don't know why either
Some suggestions immediately spring to my mind

1. That wavy mirror behind you..
would look much better if it were mounted centrally

2. I suggest you shouldn't keep your bed above the bath
while we're talking of the bed, ever thought of getting a larger one.. or getting some sheets & bedclothes?

3. Is the bathing costume because you have a bath-bed?

4. as andw pointed-out, perhaps wash your feet? (maybe before making the bath-bed )

5. I'm now confused, is that is a bath under the bed?
or are you climbing inside a dressing-table drawer.

6. May I also suggest you close the door bikini selfies aren't a spectator sport
apparently

sorry Nan how am I to know if you don't close the door


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1.
An added suggestion


7, Photoshop a pic of yourself predicting say, 17 years into the future, after dropping out 3 kids showing the 25 kilos you'll add to your waist
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Old November 25th, 2016, 08:00 AM   #386
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What are your suggestions concerning this next "Lady"

Apart from making sure the inoculations are up to date

Let`s all prospective Princes know that her five kids are her priority !



We also must love tattoos !



Oh and have a GSOH (Genital sores over herpes ) like what she does.



Still could always be



What are these taken with a Quija board or something



Those are her (?) three main photos followed by this one of her dog.



Expects us to believe she`s able to take a photo of the dog butt not a clear one of her own face. Yeah right
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Old November 25th, 2016, 10:24 AM   #387
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Don't know what GA's suggestions might be, but my suggestion to her would be to call a suicide help prevention number
And My suggestion to the suicide prevention place would be to take no calls
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Old November 25th, 2016, 10:47 AM   #388
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Maybe she wants a haircut?

Or another prozac? I suggest the whole box.
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Or another prozac? I suggest the whole box.

For some a whole pallet of Prozac wouldn't be enough


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She ain't all that bad really





























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