The Porn Fairy. - Page 7

indybt33 · January 18th, 2015, 07:00 PM

I was fortunate enough on one occasion to find a bag of mags left in a ditch I was mowing in a field across from my house. Had to have just been thrown out of a car. I remember how exciting that feeling was as I ran them back to the hayloft of the barn and scoured them for jerking gold!!

Things are different now though. I would be afraid to leave any old mags around to be found. If the wrong person finds them you might end up on a sex offender registry. People are so damn touchy anymore.

**Girlfan** · February 10th, 2016, 09:44 AM

The Porn Fairy was very good to me in my formative years: she first bestowed her bounty on me when I was around 10 and too young to really appreciate what I'd found - it was a coverless, all B&W magazine, and largely just "tits and bums", but I remember being fascinated by one picture of two girls standing side by side, pulling the fronts of their knickers down to flash some hairy bush.
By the time I was more into that sort of thing, I do remember finding a near-mint copy of a magazine - I think it might have been Fiesta - on a riverbank: at the time, my Dad and Uncle were with me, though they were maybe 100 yards away, and walking ahead. I quickly got down, had a 20-second flip through, then tore out and secreted about my person just one page. I kept that page, carefully hidden, for some years, as it was the first "full frontal" picture of a girl I ever owned. Though its long gone, I can still picture it: a dark haired girl in a vaguely "army" type get up, though fully open at the front to show her tits & pussy. She was smoking a cigarette, if I remember correctly. I am guessing that would have been about 1975 or so.
Another highlight was finding a copy of Lovebirds in a hedge bottom when I was about 14. At that time it was by far the hardest material I'd ever seen, featuring as it did held-open pussies (never seen that before), simulated sex and even men with full erections.I was under the impression that I'd stumbled across illegal (this was repressed 70s Britain, remember) hard-core porn. Of course I sneaked it home, but such was my fear of being caught with stuff like that, I dumped it within 24 hours! Still, what fun I had in those 24 hours thanks to the good old Porn Fairy!

PS is this the Porn Fairy herself?

StevieO · May 7th, 2016, 02:30 PM

I certainly believe in the Porn Fairy - it has to be true! First ever Hardcore pic found in the woods in a North London Park, it opened my eyes!!!
Also, it's true, the porn fairy definitely travelled on the (London) bus too, Hit the jackpot once, upstairs, underneath back seat on a 19, a top quality Playbirds with Rosemary England on the cover - great days!

**Girlfan** · October 12th, 2016, 12:55 PM

Another Porn Fairy memory of mine is when she visited Manchester Picadilly Station, circa October 1981.

I was there waiting for a train, and went to drop my sandwich wrapper in a waste bin, and there, on top, was a mint copy of that month's Mayfair. Seeing how the good old Porn Fairy had left it there for me, I had to retrieve it! Managing to do that in a (fairly quiet at the time) major railway station without getting seen was quite a challenge - but I made it!

This was the magazine I got - it's the one featuring Victoria Principal:

I'm sure that out of the corner of my eye I caught a glimpse of a girl looking something like one of the below pictures scurrying away down platform 1 as I stuffed the magazine in my bag........

toofurry · October 15th, 2016, 05:35 PM

Under the back seat cushion on top of a double decker bus often yielded a prize. And also under seat cushions of train carriages.
Hoping with heart in mouth when looking and a massive rush when something turned up.

**rosestone** · October 15th, 2016, 06:31 PM

This is funny, I haven't heard the phrase "porn fairy" in about 20 years - a friend of mine used to say it when we were teenagers. This was just pre-internet, and he'd tell me that when he sneaked out for a cigarette at night near where he lived, he'd find magazines left behind a tree by "the porn fairy".

I always assumed it was some poor guy who lived nearby, stashing his dirty mags so his wife/girlfriend didn't find out, only to have my friend come along and pinch them.

Thank god for the internet. Young lads used to be so repressed.

FunTimz · October 20th, 2016, 11:18 AM

In my mind, there is no doubt a porn fairy...and what a sweet, sweet lady she is. When I was at home one weekend with my parents and older brother out of the house for the day, the porn fairy had to be the one that had me check why in the world my older brother had an old and broken phonograph player in his room that couldn't play vinyl records. Once I removed the stuff on top of the player and opened the lid...there it was the first porn mag I had ever seen. The June 1970 issue of Playboy, and while the issued featured Claudia Jennings the Playmate Of Year, it was the centerfold on Elaine Morton that had my head spinning. A few years down the road, the porn fairy waived her magic wand again. A neighborhood buddy and myself found his dad's old stash of Playboy magazines in the basement of his house in three boxes. It was at that moment that I realized I was a boob man...I could not stop looking at the issues that featured Fran Gerard and Cynthia Myers. A little while later, I was asked to look after a neighbor's dog and water their plants as the family went on a summer vacation...and sure enough the porn fairy waived her magical wand and placed a new level of porn in front of my eyes. While watering plants in a office area, I saw under a stack of envelopes and etc...an issue of Penthouse. This wish granted by the porn fairy was my first real glimpse of woman's bush. I still haven't forgotten Avril Lund, who possessed a nice set of boobies. The porn fairy already knew I was a boob man.

saddo · October 24th, 2016, 05:24 PM

Well there you go. I have to confess that I have assisted that porn fairy on many occasions. The combination of being married to a woman who made it quite clear that sex after marriage was an abomination and a job that included travelling a lot, I bought a lot of magazines over the years, and because taking them home was not an option, I used to hide them in hotel rooms (in case I ever stayed in that hotel again) or left them in laybys and places where grateful people might find them and put them to good use.

There is a porn fairy.

Norse · October 24th, 2016, 05:42 PM

The porn fairy brought me some of my earliest magazines.. often retrieved from puddles and painstakingly dried out for days to make sure the pages didn't stick together (well, at least not prematurely ;-) )

I must also confess to being a porn fairy more than once as well.. once I got into my late teens and got a regular girl, I felt guilty about my collection of mags and left them in the locker of a local swimming pool.. some bloke must have thought he hit the lotto when he went to drop off his clothes!

**deadman76** · October 26th, 2016, 01:54 PM

Towards the back end of the 80's and early 90's my old man was a caretaker for the estate we lived on.

During he's walkabouts there would always be a stash of porn mags about once a week always in the same place (left behind a stairwell) all various issues/magazines dating back to the early 70's and the current mags at the time.
Some were in pristine condition, some not so.

I know he used to bring a few home at a time and gave the rest to his work mates etc.
He had a complete stash in the end and left them on top of the wardrobe in a couple of plastic bags.

Every now and again he would have a purge and like i say just dish them out, but not before i picked the best ones.

In the end i started selling them to my mates.

One day we had family visit and an uncle asked my old man if he had a porn mag (it was no secret my dad had these to the family) and i immediately piped up in front of everyone i'll go and get you one, much to the delight of the family and the look of i'm gonna kill you later from my dad, and the i told you so look from my mum to my dad was priceless.

Next day they disappeared from the top of the wardrobe but luckily i found them inside with clothes on top.

Happy days and fond memories.

February 10th, 2016, 09:44 AM	#62
Girlfan Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: England, 'Up North! Posts: 2,298 Thanks: 65,945 Thanked 80,781 Times in 2,315 Posts	The Porn Fairy was very good to me in my formative years: she first bestowed her bounty on me when I was around 10 and too young to really appreciate what I'd found - it was a coverless, all B&W magazine, and largely just "tits and bums", but I remember being fascinated by one picture of two girls standing side by side, pulling the fronts of their knickers down to flash some hairy bush. By the time I was more into that sort of thing, I do remember finding a near-mint copy of a magazine - I think it might have been Fiesta - on a riverbank: at the time, my Dad and Uncle were with me, though they were maybe 100 yards away, and walking ahead. I quickly got down, had a 20-second flip through, then tore out and secreted about my person just one page. I kept that page, carefully hidden, for some years, as it was the first "full frontal" picture of a girl I ever owned. Though its long gone, I can still picture it: a dark haired girl in a vaguely "army" type get up, though fully open at the front to show her tits & pussy. She was smoking a cigarette, if I remember correctly. I am guessing that would have been about 1975 or so. Another highlight was finding a copy of Lovebirds in a hedge bottom when I was about 14. At that time it was by far the hardest material I'd ever seen, featuring as it did held-open pussies (never seen that before), simulated sex and even men with full erections.I was under the impression that I'd stumbled across illegal (this was repressed 70s Britain, remember) hard-core porn. Of course I sneaked it home, but such was my fear of being caught with stuff like that, I dumped it within 24 hours! Still, what fun I had in those 24 hours thanks to the good old Porn Fairy! PS is this the Porn Fairy herself? __________________ Girlfan Last edited by Girlfan; February 10th, 2016 at 01:43 PM..

October 12th, 2016, 12:55 PM	#64
Girlfan Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: England, 'Up North! Posts: 2,298 Thanks: 65,945 Thanked 80,781 Times in 2,315 Posts	Another Porn Fairy memory of mine is when she visited Manchester Picadilly Station, circa October 1981. I was there waiting for a train, and went to drop my sandwich wrapper in a waste bin, and there, on top, was a mint copy of that month's Mayfair. Seeing how the good old Porn Fairy had left it there for me, I had to retrieve it! Managing to do that in a (fairly quiet at the time) major railway station without getting seen was quite a challenge - but I made it! This was the magazine I got - it's the one featuring Victoria Principal: I'm sure that out of the corner of my eye I caught a glimpse of a girl looking something like one of the below pictures scurrying away down platform 1 as I stuffed the magazine in my bag........ __________________ Girlfan

January 18th, 2015, 07:00 PM	#61
indybt33 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 192 Thanks: 2,505 Thanked 8,505 Times in 193 Posts	I was fortunate enough on one occasion to find a bag of mags left in a ditch I was mowing in a field across from my house. Had to have just been thrown out of a car. I remember how exciting that feeling was as I ran them back to the hayloft of the barn and scoured them for jerking gold!! Things are different now though. I would be afraid to leave any old mags around to be found. If the wrong person finds them you might end up on a sex offender registry. People are so damn touchy anymore.

May 7th, 2016, 02:30 PM	#63
StevieO Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 20 Thanks: 23,880 Thanked 136 Times in 12 Posts	I certainly believe in the Porn Fairy - it has to be true! First ever Hardcore pic found in the woods in a North London Park, it opened my eyes!!! Also, it's true, the porn fairy definitely travelled on the (London) bus too, Hit the jackpot once, upstairs, underneath back seat on a 19, a top quality Playbirds with Rosemary England on the cover - great days!

October 15th, 2016, 05:35 PM	#65
toofurry Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 6 Thanks: 1,533 Thanked 43 Times in 6 Posts	Under the back seat cushion on top of a double decker bus often yielded a prize. And also under seat cushions of train carriages. Hoping with heart in mouth when looking and a massive rush when something turned up.

October 15th, 2016, 06:31 PM	#66
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	This is funny, I haven't heard the phrase "porn fairy" in about 20 years - a friend of mine used to say it when we were teenagers. This was just pre-internet, and he'd tell me that when he sneaked out for a cigarette at night near where he lived, he'd find magazines left behind a tree by "the porn fairy". I always assumed it was some poor guy who lived nearby, stashing his dirty mags so his wife/girlfriend didn't find out, only to have my friend come along and pinch them. Thank god for the internet. Young lads used to be so repressed.

October 20th, 2016, 11:18 AM	#67
FunTimz Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 17 Thanks: 7,264 Thanked 754 Times in 16 Posts	In my mind, there is no doubt a porn fairy...and what a sweet, sweet lady she is. When I was at home one weekend with my parents and older brother out of the house for the day, the porn fairy had to be the one that had me check why in the world my older brother had an old and broken phonograph player in his room that couldn't play vinyl records. Once I removed the stuff on top of the player and opened the lid...there it was the first porn mag I had ever seen. The June 1970 issue of Playboy, and while the issued featured Claudia Jennings the Playmate Of Year, it was the centerfold on Elaine Morton that had my head spinning. A few years down the road, the porn fairy waived her magic wand again. A neighborhood buddy and myself found his dad's old stash of Playboy magazines in the basement of his house in three boxes. It was at that moment that I realized I was a boob man...I could not stop looking at the issues that featured Fran Gerard and Cynthia Myers. A little while later, I was asked to look after a neighbor's dog and water their plants as the family went on a summer vacation...and sure enough the porn fairy waived her magical wand and placed a new level of porn in front of my eyes. While watering plants in a office area, I saw under a stack of envelopes and etc...an issue of Penthouse. This wish granted by the porn fairy was my first real glimpse of woman's bush. I still haven't forgotten Avril Lund, who possessed a nice set of boobies. The porn fairy already knew I was a boob man.

October 24th, 2016, 05:24 PM	#68
saddo Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 66 Thanks: 33 Thanked 731 Times in 66 Posts	Well there you go. I have to confess that I have assisted that porn fairy on many occasions. The combination of being married to a woman who made it quite clear that sex after marriage was an abomination and a job that included travelling a lot, I bought a lot of magazines over the years, and because taking them home was not an option, I used to hide them in hotel rooms (in case I ever stayed in that hotel again) or left them in laybys and places where grateful people might find them and put them to good use. There is a porn fairy.

October 24th, 2016, 05:42 PM	#69
Norse Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2016 Posts: 116 Thanks: 98 Thanked 576 Times in 107 Posts	The porn fairy brought me some of my earliest magazines.. often retrieved from puddles and painstakingly dried out for days to make sure the pages didn't stick together (well, at least not prematurely ;-) ) I must also confess to being a porn fairy more than once as well.. once I got into my late teens and got a regular girl, I felt guilty about my collection of mags and left them in the locker of a local swimming pool.. some bloke must have thought he hit the lotto when he went to drop off his clothes!

October 26th, 2016, 01:54 PM	#70
deadman76 Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: Living Room Posts: 775 Thanks: 9,759 Thanked 10,944 Times in 773 Posts	Towards the back end of the 80's and early 90's my old man was a caretaker for the estate we lived on. During he's walkabouts there would always be a stash of porn mags about once a week always in the same place (left behind a stairwell) all various issues/magazines dating back to the early 70's and the current mags at the time. Some were in pristine condition, some not so. I know he used to bring a few home at a time and gave the rest to his work mates etc. He had a complete stash in the end and left them on top of the wardrobe in a couple of plastic bags. Every now and again he would have a purge and like i say just dish them out, but not before i picked the best ones. In the end i started selling them to my mates. One day we had family visit and an uncle asked my old man if he had a porn mag (it was no secret my dad had these to the family) and i immediately piped up in front of everyone i'll go and get you one, much to the delight of the family and the look of i'm gonna kill you later from my dad, and the i told you so look from my mum to my dad was priceless. Next day they disappeared from the top of the wardrobe but luckily i found them inside with clothes on top. Happy days and fond memories.