Do you shave your balls ?

[Lord Of The Sith]

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

[KingKeigh]

The first time I shaved my balls it was a medical emergency. I caught crabs. Not the fun way though. From a neighbor's mattress.

Back in the 80s in my first apartment, I had been sleeping on a twin bed for years until my neighbor moved out and I plundered her apartment for stuff she left behind. There was a full sized mattress and box spring left behind. I took it and gave it a nice home. Then I came up with crabs though I hadn't had sex in over month.

My doctor gave me shampoo and told me to toss any clothes I'd been wearing during that time and shave. Though the shampoo worked, Im a very hairy guy (except for my head of course where all the hair seems to be running away from it) and I could still feel the itching. So I stripped, took a pair of scissors and cut all the long strands of hair around my groin and pubic area. Then I lathered up my groin, took a disposable razor and carefully shaved off all of the hair especially on my scrotum. It was felt quite refreshing to have the wind on my nuts. Of course being young and stupid and going out to a club later than night, I did the dumbest thing. I thought it was a good idea to slap some Old Spice on my nuts.

Have only shaved it a few times since then. My ex-wife preferred me to have a full beard down there. Just like I preferred her to have. Maybe every 5 years or so, I shave it all off and let new hair grow down there. Same with my underarms.

[SanteeFats]

Speak of coincidence I just heard a report that men who shave their pubes have a higher incident of diseases . Maybe the hairs catch stuff I don't know.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by KingKeigh

I did the dumbest thing. I thought it was a good idea to slap some Old Spice on my nuts.

Should have used this instead.....



Pine scented testicles

[ooopsy]

No, just the random electric razor every once in a blue moon, with the longest clip-on so that the blades are never nearer than 2 cm from my balls. And sometimes the scissors to get rid of the really, really long hair.

[rustler]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Should have used this instead.....



Pine scented testicles

Or this.....








Just cover the whole scrotum in hot boiling wax, wait for it to harden, and then......................

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ip!


Smooth as a baby's bum in seconds, and no pain...........after a couple of months!


DIY wax job, you'll save £'ssssssssssssss:

D

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by rustler

Just cover the whole scrotum in hot boiling wax, wait for it to harden, and then......................

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ip!

Have a lie down rustler



Dr M. Joker Phd. will be in in a few short moments, you can tell him all about it

[rustler]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Have a lie down rustler



Dr M. Joker Phd. will be in in a few short moments, you can tell him all about it

Tell him about it?? It was Dr. M. Joker Phd. who told me about it!!!!



Now, I haven't actually tried it myself yet, but it must be a good idea, 'cos Dr. Max wouldn't lie to me....




Would he??

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by rustler

Now, I haven't actually tried it myself yet, but it must be a good idea, 'cos Dr. Max wouldn't lie to me....




Would he??

Depends mate And what it depends on varies from day to day
But I'm sure he just likes too watch people suffer

[rustler]

He told me it would be a very good way to let out all that pent up anger, frustration and excess energy that I have!












It must be true????