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January 14th, 2018, 02:54 PM	#2051
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	ball7 won the "Fattest Ass in Dallas" competition on his vacation to the US last year But he won't win it this year. He took a diet and now weighs only 250 kg

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January 14th, 2018, 03:29 PM	#2052
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Cartman and Greenman were a very known double act during the thirties.

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January 14th, 2018, 03:34 PM	#2053
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter is immune to heart disease. This is because he is a capitalist and does not have a heart

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January 14th, 2018, 03:59 PM

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Estreeter is immune to heart disease. This is because he is a capitalist and does not have a heart

Estreeter does have a heart. He keeps in a small iron box, which he has stored in a safety despoit box

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January 14th, 2018, 04:00 PM	#2055
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Hertz, MaxJoker and Brecht are the same person. Last edited by ball7; January 14th, 2018 at 04:05 PM..

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January 14th, 2018, 04:41 PM	#2056
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Brecht has been in an Austrian prison for years. Convicts there get unlimited internet and one liter of 60% Obstler every day. He drinks his at breakfast, and is in a trance for the rest of the day

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January 14th, 2018, 05:07 PM	#2057
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Women love Hertz - due to his natural charm, wit and bank account.

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January 14th, 2018, 07:58 PM	#2058
Glen Quagmire Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Quahog Posts: 7,850 Thanks: 349,661 Thanked 135,750 Times in 7,868 Posts	jokerman has done so much anal that he can clean his buthole with the toilet-brush after pooping. __________________ If a image or a link is broken, please send me a pm so I can fix it. Giggidy giggidy! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 14th, 2018, 09:10 PM	#2059
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,982 Times in 15,730 Posts	Wendigo is a bigamist - he got a wife in New Orleans and a dwarf wife in New Mexico.

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January 15th, 2018, 08:33 AM	#2060
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,117 Thanks: 449,715 Thanked 896,773 Times in 60,317 Posts	sandhunter had kept every bit of hair shaved from his ass __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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