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October 1st, 2012, 01:51 PM | #1 |
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Signed God, The Sequel
There's rumours of a trilogy, I can neither confirm or deny this
The Jesus thread was fun but I fear the end is nigh So..... God has left you a note, what does it say? Be creative, funny or random If you are sensitive about religion, Look away now If you're a Christian, then just forgive us Normal VEF Rules apply Mine said:- Fire & Brimstone at midnight, Dig out the 3D glasses, I'm gonna get some popcorn
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October 1st, 2012, 05:39 PM | #2 |
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Hi Buddy
Looking good,Your place in Heaven is assured...Just kidding You're going to Hell-Just like everybody else. Signed God
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October 1st, 2012, 06:18 PM | #3 |
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I AM EVERYWHERE!
Except tonight, I have a private gig in Barnstaple
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October 1st, 2012, 06:56 PM | #5 |
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Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Sorry, I'm just vain like that
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and Yea.., verily there shall be forty days & forty nights of rain,
and ye shall build an Ark capable of carrying 2 of every animal nah, I'm just messing wiv ya Noah Noah ! Where'd he go? |
October 1st, 2012, 07:21 PM | #7 |
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Hi Job,
Look I know things have been a bit rough for You lately but I had a bet with Satan and buggered if I'm going let that bastard win again... Signed God
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October 1st, 2012, 07:29 PM | #8 |
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
Especially not his ass Motherf***er
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Moses,
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October 1st, 2012, 07:35 PM | #10 |
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Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain
Emo is not a good look on me, son
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