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October 1st, 2012, 01:51 PM	#1
taffy2 Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Wales Posts: 1,656 Thanks: 15,153 Thanked 29,870 Times in 1,686 Posts	Signed God, The Sequel There's rumours of a trilogy, I can neither confirm or deny this The Jesus thread was fun but I fear the end is nigh So..... God has left you a note, what does it say? Be creative, funny or random If you are sensitive about religion, Look away now If you're a Christian, then just forgive us Normal VEF Rules apply Mine said:- Fire & Brimstone at midnight, Dig out the 3D glasses, I'm gonna get some popcorn __________________ Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by taffy2; October 1st, 2012 at 06:16 PM.. Reason: edited text

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October 1st, 2012, 05:39 PM	#2
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,635 Thanked 855,649 Times in 57,562 Posts	Hi Buddy Looking good,Your place in Heaven is assured...Just kidding You're going to Hell-Just like everybody else. Signed God __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 1st, 2012, 06:18 PM	#3
taffy2 Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Wales Posts: 1,656 Thanks: 15,153 Thanked 29,870 Times in 1,686 Posts	I AM EVERYWHERE! Except tonight, I have a private gig in Barnstaple __________________ Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 1st, 2012, 06:53 PM	#4
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	.. Huh! Wha..? Are you bunch of feckers still there ?

October 1st, 2012, 06:56 PM	#5
taffy2 Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Wales Posts: 1,656 Thanks: 15,153 Thanked 29,870 Times in 1,686 Posts	Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Sorry, I'm just vain like that __________________ Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 1st, 2012, 07:14 PM	#6
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	and Yea.., verily there shall be forty days & forty nights of rain, and ye shall build an Ark capable of carrying 2 of every animal nah, I'm just messing wiv ya Noah Noah ! Where'd he go?

October 1st, 2012, 07:21 PM	#7
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,635 Thanked 855,649 Times in 57,562 Posts	Hi Job, Look I know things have been a bit rough for You lately but I had a bet with Satan and buggered if I'm going let that bastard win again... Signed God __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 1st, 2012, 07:29 PM	#8
taffy2 Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Wales Posts: 1,656 Thanks: 15,153 Thanked 29,870 Times in 1,686 Posts	*Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.* Especially not his ass Motherf**er __________________ Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

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October 1st, 2012, 07:31 PM	#9
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	Moses, Glad you could make it Now you did bring your chisel didn't you? Oh well just try & remember the 10 least important ones then

October 1st, 2012, 07:35 PM	#10
taffy2 Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Wales Posts: 1,656 Thanks: 15,153 Thanked 29,870 Times in 1,686 Posts	Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain Emo is not a good look on me, son __________________ Life is about kicking ass, not kissing it To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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