What if you lived in Australia? - Page 589

MaxJoker · August 5th, 2017, 05:33 PM

Jings Mates , I got

You are 75% "ordinary".
You are as unique as a Melbourne barista.

That`s right

I think I might be Streets very own

Nextdoor neighbours milkman`s illegitimate nephew`s postman's nieces , nodding acquaintance

**BlueArsedFly** · August 5th, 2017, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by palo5

A Broome Pearl" ?? Wtf is a Broome Pearl??

Sounds like some kind of sex act.

"Come on, baby, suck me off and I promise I'll give you a Broome Pearl"

**BlueArsedFly** · August 5th, 2017, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by philll_77

I only did a silly survey, I didn't expect some sort of "Spanish Inquisition"

**BlueArsedFly** · August 5th, 2017, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-0...s-quiz/8776272
Crikey Mikey!...I'm 58% dinky di. As Aussie as beetroot on a burger.

You are 50% "ordinary".
You are as unique as chicken salt on chips.

I should probably be docked a few percent for thinking that "The Adventures Of Barry MacKenzie" was the worst fucking movie I ever saw.

**Arturo2nd** · August 6th, 2017, 04:57 AM

Crikey, Mate. I'm 17% Australian and quite ordinary, which is very suspicious considering that I have lived in California all my life and never set foot in Australia.

**Sir Honkers** · August 6th, 2017, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Bloody Oath Mate,I'm 25% Australian..

But still 75% Pom, so no prizes for you I'm sad to say.

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueArsedFly

[/I]I should probably be docked a few percent for thinking that "The Adventures Of Barry MacKenzie" was the worst fucking movie I ever saw.

You never saw the sequel then I take it.

**Brecht** · August 6th, 2017, 02:41 PM

You are 8% "ordinary".

You are as unique as a Broome pearl.

**palo5** · August 6th, 2017, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brecht

You are 8% "ordinary".

You are as unique as a Broome pearl.

I got 7%. It's because we're both commies -- they recognized us

**Dr Pepper** · August 6th, 2017, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueArsedFly

You are 50% "ordinary".
You are as unique as chicken salt on chips.

I should probably be docked a few percent for thinking that "The Adventures Of Barry MacKenzie" was the worst fucking movie I ever saw.

You obviously haven't seen 'Bad Boy Bubby' and 'Welcome to Woop Woop' then....

**Sir Honkers** · August 6th, 2017, 10:11 PM

And I always though TM talked a load of old cobblers when he waffled on about all our dangerous critters.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-0...enager/8780138
Makes me glad I'm an old fart who wears a head to toe wetsuit 'cause he looks awful in togs.

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Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,470 Times in 8,946 Posts	Crikey, Mate. I'm 17% Australian and quite ordinary, which is very suspicious considering that I have lived in California all my life and never set foot in Australia.

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Brecht Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,657 Thanks: 180,485 Thanked 188,138 Times in 10,453 Posts	You are 8% "ordinary". You are as unique as a Broome pearl.

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Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,341 Thanks: 286,789 Thanked 386,175 Times in 30,298 Posts	And I always though TM talked a load of old cobblers when he waffled on about all our dangerous critters. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-08-0...enager/8780138 Makes me glad I'm an old fart who wears a head to toe wetsuit 'cause he looks awful in togs.