January 27th, 2009, 10:40 AM | #11 |
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I would suggest you try the doggie position.
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Not forgetting two cranes to part those erm , they`re legs right ?. Anyway i tried to get rid of Blanche but couldn`t get the butterball out of my bed. Don't actually know if that`s her name as her mouths always chewing burgers, and she can't nod due to her lack of a neck . Can`t even find out how or why she got here as her fingers are too covered in grease to hold a pen. Oh and in answer to some questions i bought the bed during my last holiday, to Krypton !. Anyway she won`t budge ,even after i deep fried a whole pig and left it by the front door to tempt her. As i figure i get her close enough to open air and with my foot on her back ( Don't worry i`ll wear snowshoes ) the force of gravity might send her spinning out and into space , as i think i read somewhere that two immense masses can`t exist (The planet and of course her) in the same place or something ?. Still for now and to earn a buck i`ve brought a second hand projector and started showing movies on her stomach for the local kids , had a bit of problem the night before last as the thing broke down.Just lucky i`d advertised the evening film as The Blob as all i had to do was turn up the lights and let sights speak for themselves, pity though as that night sales of popcorn dropped though the floor
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Oh i forgot to explain she actually landed on my bed face down , but since i couldn't move the lady (?) i just ended up twisting her head a 180 degrees so she could wheeze easier . Hope that helps avoid any further misunderstands
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Think I would rather try the dog.....
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